#1
First of,this does not belong to any thread since I'm writing this as a story...HALF DRUNK...in english as my secong languafe...so typos...and things like that...disreguard

'twas going to be a wonderful day!First I didn't flunk the grade,and i should have had 7 negative marks(3=flunking the grade)but i managed to have two!

Then i got drunk,overslept the first half of Croatia-Turkey,we scored a goal,i lifted a friend of mine who is 193 cm tall(about 6.0 feet) and I'm 173...then the bloody turks scored a goal,and i was so pissed!...Croatia is out of the championship...

and the f*cking fortune teller said that we would fail in the quarterfinals

she did that
said that britney was not addicted,but a psycho
said that amy winehouse was going to get a fatal disease
said that Croatia will be on the verge of discovering anti-cancer drug

SHE FU*KING GUESSED(OR KNEW) EVERYTHING

and i drunkly blew pretty much all the chances i had with the most perfect girl ever


WELL THIS SUCKS!

p.s.-I still of course love Croatia(but did it have to be the turks) and I'm not emo so I'm not depressed,just pissed
Hodam,a stojim...
Last edited by Azrael_031 at Jun 20, 2008,
#3
Wow...nothing in that wall of text was really related at all.

EDIT: This would be a perfect time for the pear.
Last edited by mmm_watcha_say at Jun 20, 2008,
#4
Crazy Croatians...
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#5
Bastards!!!
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#7
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Wow...nothing in that wall of text was really related at all.



Yeah...try writing after puking your guts and soul out for 5 fekking times
Hodam,a stojim...
#9
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Wow...nothing in that wall of text was really related at all.

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#11
uh...


okay...


you're drunk and puking out your soul?


go have yourself a nice fap and feel better...
#13
Hey your from Croatia my girlfriend of 2 years is from Croatia. We were actual going to croatia next summer i already had my passport and everything than the bitch left me so now i HATE CROATIANS. how was my story? its true btw. lol
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#14
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Hey your from Croatia my girlfriend of 2 years is from Croatia. We were actual going to croatia next summer i already had my passport and everything than the bitch left me so now i HATE CROATIANS. how was my story? its true btw. lol


it was stupifying...I'm not sober and I can tell you that you can't hate a nation because just one girl broke up with you...

if you can't figure that out sober...man she was right!

EDIT:and it's you're...so that's a double fail...man a half drunk Croatian guy teaching you English grammar...you really sunk low!
Hodam,a stojim...
#15
i wish i could post the pear....
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#16
I was joking about hating your nation and i broke up with her cause she ****ed me over but its a long story. Croatian seems like a cool country though and its beautiful. Ja Volium Hrvatska!
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#17
If Germany loses, I will make a post like that too
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#18
You obviously have aids.
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#19
I find it hilarious that drunk people ALWAYS seem to find their way to the pit to make completely random threads

to you TS!

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#20
Quote by Azrael_031
it was stupifying...I'm not sober and I can tell you that you can't hate a nation because just one girl broke up with you...

if you can't figure that out sober...man she was right!

EDIT:and it's you're...so that's a double fail...man a half drunk Croatian guy teaching you English grammar...you really sunk low!




Whilst your first post was incoherent and a little stupid, this one was brilliant.
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#21
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I was joking about hating your nation and i broke up with her cause she ****ed me over but its a long story. Croatian seems like a cool country though and its beautiful. Ja Volium Hrvatska!


It's actually "Ja volim Hrvatsku"...but yeah cool dude!
Hodam,a stojim...
#22
Quote by Azrael_031
It's actually "Ja volim Hrvatsku"...but yeah cool dude!


Jebi Se! atleast i tried it shows i care lol
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#23
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Jebi Se! atleast i tried it shows i care lol


you know that i have the advantage of me knowing your language without you knowing mine,so hell yeah i could line up mean swears...but i won't


and yeah Croatia is beautiful...though the forms of beautiful vary...you have beautiful from women,plains,mountains to the Adriatic sea

you're welcome to spend the summer here anytime!
Hodam,a stojim...