#1
So I've been searching the internet for some clerical office type work. The job market sucks and I'm willing to take any admin/clerical job that pays enough.

Today I came across a classified for some basic clerical work for a place very close to me. They want someone to answer phones, do some typing and stuff on Excel. After a little investigation I found out they may very well be scientologists. I don't know much about scientology or even give a **** and I'm not considering the job all that much. But part of me is interested. Should I apply?
#3
You'll get to meet Tom Cruise.
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#4
No. They'll eat your soul.
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#7
If it's working for a business who's owners may be scientologists, then it's not a big deal. It it's a scientology company, then avoid like the plague.
#8
Yes, and rape them if they want to convert you.
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#9
Yes, go for it, like an undercover agent. We can finally have solid proof Scientologists are crooks!
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#10
No, but what you HAVE to do is get an interview and show up wearing a Xenu/alien costume. Have a hidden camera somewhere on your person as well.
#13
No, they'll steal your money, and kill you.
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#14
if its like a scientology 'church' stay the **** away, you dont want to deal with all that ****, you just dont. if its just that some of the people happen to be scientologists, than thats okay.
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#16
Do it, and answer the phones by saying "Welcome to the Church of Scientology hotline, Tom Cruise speaking. How may I help your thetans today?"
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#17
say you belong to a different sect of scientology, and they'll be like "WTF!"
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#18
Do scientologists actually pay their employees or do they take your salary and contribute it towards your "enlightenment" and feed you on lima beans?
#19
I'm not sure whether to recommend you go in there undercover and find out what goes on, or run like hell and never look back. On one hand, it may end up that no one ever sees you again. On the other, we don't get to find out anything interesting. Meh, acceptable losses. Go for it.
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