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#1
You know, about killing babies, raping people, sucking old man dick...

What are some others?

(so far i've got misfits - last caress, metallica - so what, & avenged sevenfold - a little piece of heaven)
Check out my music, if you please.
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Quote by GuitaristXakk
You know, about killing babies, raping people, sucking old man dick...

What are some others?

(so far i've got misfits - last caress, metallica - so what, & avenged sevenfold - a little piece of heaven)


LOL.

I love that song.

And Kickapoo is pretty anti-old people
#6
Try and fine a load of Noisecore, like DJ Noisekick.
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#8
Really immature **** like Blink 182 is always good; i.e. **** a Dog, The Blow Job Song, Happy Holidays you Bastard etc. And I second Stephen Lynch, Grandfather Die, I'm pretty sure fits this description perfectly, its a song about killing your grandparents for the inheritance associated with their deaths. Golden!!
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#9
Sublime - Smoke Two Joints, Date Rape
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#10
Judas Priest - You Don't Have to be Old to be Wise.
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama.
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#12
I Cum Blood.
Really.
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#15
Blast some Necrophagist. And All Shall Perish, Suicide Silence, Bring Me The Horizon......I'm listing all the strange heavy bands on my comp.

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#16
Any thrash or death metal would work. Especially Slayer.

Why do you need these songs anyway? Trying to shoo your grandparents out of your house?
#17
Bo Fo Sho
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#20
Play slayer-jihad until he yells hail satan. that oughta do it
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#22
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Nice pun.
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#23
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you sir win the internet!
Sig...?
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#24
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Sig...?


haha yea go for it dude

you made me laugh, thats worth it
#27
bludgeoned to death by suicide silence. i can't imagine any old person liking that
sigs are dumb...
#28
First. Let's define "old". Fucking kids. I'll make your ears bleed.
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#29
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First. Let's define "old". Fucking kids. I'll make your ears bleed.

Uh oh, Pit Daddy angry!!!


And yea, why would you want to piss off an old person? They're already pissed off 24/7, because they can't achieve a simple erection (hence why Jackal is so mad in the first place).
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#30
Anything metal should work and maybe some RATM (ex. Killing in the Name) or RHCP, especially Sir Psycho Sexy and Get On Top
#31
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Uh oh, Pit Daddy angry!!!


And yea, why would you want to piss of an old person? There already pissed off 24/7 cause they can't achieve an erection (hence why Jackal is so mad). :p

Wanna bet? Little blue pills sonny.

Dammit. Most of the people you jam out to are older than me. Or close to being as old as me. Just because your parents suck doesn't mean "old" people do.
Keith Richards will out live your asses and snort your remains.
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#32
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anything at all by Stephen lynch


If I were gay, it would be Stephen. hahahaha
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#33
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Also, anything by WASP, especially harder faster

Definitely WASP, Animal is probably the best one.
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#34
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Wanna bet? Little blue pills sonny.

Dammit. Most of the people you jam out to are older than me. Or close to being as old as me. Just because your parents suck doesn't mean "old" people do.
Keith Richards will out live your asses and snort your remains.

Hey man, I'm not arguing with you on that! Viva Viagra baby!


And hey, I happen to respect my parents unlike some kids, in fact kids who disrespect their parents REALLY piss me off unless they have a reasonable excuse for doing so (physical abuse, drug abuse, etc). And I'm also not going to argue with you on the Kieth Richards statement, that thing will outlive the cockroaches.
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#35
S.Y.L. - S.Y.L.
start wearing purple - gogol bordello(seriously i had this song playing and my grandma started flipping out about it lol)
any necrophagist of course
i dont remember what its called but that CoB song thats like 'I DONT GIVE A FLYING **** MOTHER ****ER..." over and over again
my generation - the who?
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#36
Satan My Master -Bathory
you can understand it and it has the black metal sound
#37
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Definitely WASP, Animal is probably the best one.

I've been listening to WASP since before your mamas first period. Try again.

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Hey man, I'm not arguing with you on that! Viva Viagra baby!


And hey, I happen to respect my parents unlike some kids, in fact kids who disrespect their parents REALLY piss me off unless they have a reasonable excuse for doing so (physical abuse, drug abuse, etc). And I'm also not going to argue with you on the Kieth Richards statement, that thing will outlive the cockroaches.

Keith Richards has already out lived billions of cockroaches.
Give your girlfriend that "little blue pill" and watch what happens.
Old person advice.
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#39
Gwar- Fvcking an animal

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S.Y.L. - S.Y.L.
i dont remember what its called but that CoB song thats like 'I DONT GIVE A FLYING **** MOTHER ****ER..." over and over again


i believe its follow the reaper

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#40
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Gwar- Fvcking an animal


i believe its follow the reaper



No actually, it's In Your Face.


I think any death/black metal would piss off old people, but I don't understand why you would want to, because imo it makes you seem like a complete dick.
No offense.
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