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#1
found here...

http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html


You asked:
How do I know if I've been abducted by aliens?
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The other user says:
Check your ass.




EDIT:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!


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You asked:
I LOVE watermelons and KFC don't you?!
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The other user says:
no im not a nigger
You say:
how dare you talk bout my people in such a derogitory way!
He/she says:
eh
He/she says:
ima cracker, so what
He/she says:
and i suppose you dont use that word either than
You say:
you a saltine; the buthole of crackers
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
eexactly
He/she says:
but dont you call your "people" niggers too?
You say:
thats cause we niggers not saltine pussy butholes
He/she says:
ok?
He/she says:
so why can you say it and i cant?
You say:
actually i dont give a fuck its just a word. but you still a butthole
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
because im white, right?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
im not even white
He/she says:
im native american
You say:
i have respect for you then. we shall exterminate the white devil and consume mass amounts of KFC in the process
He/she says:
i prefer ice cream
You say:
man fuck ice cream! i want KFC! can i put a fried chicken wing in ma vanilla twist atleast?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
thats disgusting
You say:
man fuck your personal preferences. i all care bout is me and my taste bud, and my taste buds want kentucky fried vanilla twist chicken cream! so fuck you!
He/she says:
eh
He/she says:
maybe later
You say:
you not in the mood now or somthin?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
im talking to my cracker friend
You say:
man fuck yo cracker friend! eat him!
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
im not a cannibal
You say:
you are when im round
You say:
now eat his fucking flesh
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
i dunt want to
He/she says:
he said, fuck you ill enslave you again bitch, now gtfo
You say:
bitch im already out. lets go. you wanna take this outside? well i cant go any further outsude, so lets do this.
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
not me
He/she says:
him
You say:
bitch you dont know ma wing span
He/she says:
sure
He/she says:
about 9 inches
You say:
you nigga dats ma dick size fo real
He/she says:
yeah....
He/she says:
sure
You say:
soft
He/she says:
and i suppose it sucks itself too?
You say:
no yo mom got dat position filled
You say:
and her mouth filled
He/she says:
hmmm
He/she says:
no
You say:
with semen
He/she says:
what are you 12?
You say:
bitch im 7 and ma name is latarian milton and ma friend smokes wit cigaretes
He/she says:
good job
You say:
we do hoodrat stuff all da time
He/she says:
sure you do
You say:
man fuck shure. them headphones suck.
You say:
it all bout bose
He/she says:
shut the fuck up
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You say:
get on ma level then ill shut up




EDIT 2:
Quote by valennic
READ THIS

Ok you guys, you're going to far with the whole "UG FTW!!" thing.

You guys are being complete dickheads to the guys from FacePunch, I just had a long conversation with one of their higher members, and he showed me some of the things you guys posted.

This means you guys either calm the fuck down, or I'm going to the mods, and I guarentee they wont be happy about it.

So STOP WITH THE UG FTW BS

^THIS. STOP BEING IMMATURE SPAMMERS AND KEEP IT ANONYMOUS, UNLESS THE PERSON ANSWERING THE QUESTION CLARIFIES HE IS FROM UG, STILL, THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SAY "UG FTW LOLZ" WE WON'T BE BE HAVING ANY OF THAT ANYMORE.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
Last edited by -BlackZeppelin- at Jun 21, 2008,
#2
You asked:
How do I admit to people I'm gay?
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The other user says:
Say it loud, say it proud.
He/she says:
You like it in the ass.

I lol'd


EDIT:

You asked:
Is there truly a God?
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The other user says:
Yes, here I am.
Last edited by Vos at Jun 20, 2008,
#5
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You asked:
what is the purpose of my life...?
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The other user says:
Are you mormon?
You say:
no
He/she says:
to die.
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#6
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You asked:
What is the meaning with life?
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The other user says:
pussy
#7
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You asked:
How many pineapples could you fit in the whitehouse?
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The other user says:
about 7,345,768


>__>
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#8
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You asked:
how do i go about progressing with the girl i pulled on wednesday night?
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The other user says:
Bat or gtfo
He/she says:
Roofies work too.
He/she says:
Gauranteed to get laid.
You say:
...LMAO
He/she says:
Just make sure that bitch is knocked out.
He/she says:
Dead serious dude.
He/she says:
It's not "date rape" if they don't know about it.
You say:
im pretty sure i can get in up without having to render her
uncocious...
He/she says:
Besides, who are they going to tell when they're locked in your ****ing basement?
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#10
Quote by x0rsist
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You asked:
how do i go about progressing with the girl i pulled on wednesday night?
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The other user says:
Bat or gtfo
He/she says:
Roofies work too.
He/she says:
Gauranteed to get laid.
You say:
...LMAO
He/she says:
Just make sure that bitch is knocked out.
He/she says:
Dead serious dude.
He/she says:
It's not "date rape" if they don't know about it.
You say:
im pretty sure i can get in up without having to render her
uncocious...
He/she says:
Besides, who are they going to tell when they're locked in your ****ing basement?

that guy(or girl) must be in the pit...he/she is the essence of the pit...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#11
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You asked:
is the universe a circle?
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The other user says:
no, it's a donut
You say:
what kind of donut?
He/she says:
i would say the kind with the strawbery frosting and multi-colored sprinkles
You say:
hmmm intersting,
You say:
i would think it is some crazy donut with needles in it and acid in the middle
He/she says:
yeah maybe acid
He/she says:
no needles though
You say:
i like acid
My favorite band is Tool.


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Last edited by unknownpunkrock at Jun 20, 2008,
#12
He/she says:
uh? UH???!?!?!
He/she says:
But if you want to WORK for it.
He/she says:
Just take her out to movies a lot.
He/she says:
Give her subtle compliments and ****.
He/she says:
Call her pretty, not sexy.
He/she says:
And so on.
He/she says:
And buy her flowers like one time.
He/she says:
JUST ONCE.
He/she says:
Then they'll think you're all sweet and ****.
He/she says:
And then they put out.
He/she says:
Works everytime.
He/she says:
Or you can use sweet ass pick up lines.
He/she says:
"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."
He/she says:
Or "Hi, my name's Help, and you'll be screaming it all night long."
You say:
actually **** that ****, wheres my chloroform rag?
You say:
haha thats an excellent one
He/she says:
That's perfect!
He/she says:
Use the pick up lines.
He/she says:
Then the Chloroform,.
He/she says:
And if that doesn't work, SMASH THE ****ING BOTTLE OVER HER HEAD!
You say:
excellent advice this site provides
You say:
once ive finished with the dead body....ill send it to you? capiche?
He/she says:
Awesome.
He/she says:
I've got a bag full of Lie in the garage.
He/she says:
I could take care of that **** in a matter of minutes.
Gear:
Wasburn x-40w/floyd roseOFR
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#13
Quote by unknownpunkrock
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You asked:
is the universe a circle?
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The other user says:
no, it's a donut

that made me lol.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#15
Quote by self-made_page
Damn, I thought I would finally get a real answer to "Who was the first person with a name?"

Ask them that and see what you get.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#16
I asked "If God really created the Universe, what created God?"


And no one answered it

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VHT Deliverance

#18
I am answering questions instaead of asking.

Did anyone just ask how ou play like Jimi hendrix?
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  • Malekko Chicklett

#19
Quote by Gord@k
I am answering questions instaead of asking.

Did anyone just ask how ou play like Jimi hendrix?

oh oh it was me!!! i wanted to know if someone gave an stupid answer...and failed...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#20
asked... "Who is my baby's daddy?"

got... "i'm leaning towards tyrone or jamal"


then i began furiously cursing and dissing whoever it was cuz its anonymous and fun, anyways that was a rush...
#21
how do you answer questions?
My favorite band is Tool.


Quote by dio_dude
despite the funny name, unknownpunkrock is the coolest 08'er.

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Ibanez GRG
Vox AD30VT
Randall RG50TC
Takamine C128
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#22
Quote by magnum1117
oh oh it was me!!! i wanted to know if someone gave an stupid answer...and failed...

Everyone who is answering is trying to be witty i guess.(Now go seduce your guitar)
My gear:
  • Fender American Standard Telecaster
  • Ibanez RG450
  • Laney VC15
  • Electro Harmonix HOG
  • Vox Satchurator
  • Blackout Effectors Musket fuzz
  • Electro Harmonix Pulsar
  • Earthquaker Devices Disaster Transport
  • Malekko Chicklett

#23
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You asked:
I work at Dollar General. How much caviar and Louis Vutton should I be buying a week?
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The other user says:
None
He/she says:
If you're like 16
You say:
That's dissapointing.
He/she says:
why the **** do you need that
He/she says:
and if you're 40
He/she says:
shoot yourself

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My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#24
Quote by unknownpunkrock
how do you answer questions?


Download this:

http://www.muchobene.com/download.jsp?pi=157325
My gear:
  • Fender American Standard Telecaster
  • Ibanez RG450
  • Laney VC15
  • Electro Harmonix HOG
  • Vox Satchurator
  • Blackout Effectors Musket fuzz
  • Electro Harmonix Pulsar
  • Earthquaker Devices Disaster Transport
  • Malekko Chicklett

#26
Quote by Gord@k
Everyone who is answering is trying to be witty i guess.(Now go seduce your guitar)

hell yeah...
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#28
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You asked:
why do i have such a huge côck?
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The other user says:
Because you are a sick fück and all of your inner malice goes straight to your côck.
He/she says:
That, or you're black.
You say:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'
You say:
fückin grand
You say:
its the former!
He/she says:
Oic.
He/she says:
You sick fück.
He/she says:
So, Furry, Necrophiliac, Pedo, or Rapist?
#29
These people are more weird (more weird or weirder?) than I am.


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You asked:
If you are in a beauty pageant and you have schizophrenia, can you come in first and second?
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The other user says:
Disqualified: I'd kill myself cutting the voices out of my head.

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Last edited by Ticket48 at Jun 20, 2008,
#30
This is taking forever.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#31
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You asked:
Does Zakk Wylde do too many pinch harmonics?
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The other user says:
NO!

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#32
ANSWER 1

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You asked:
Why is Ben Affleck's head so damn big?
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The other user says:
Because he's a sick **** and all of his malice goes to his head.
You say:
Are you god?
He/she says:
No, but I know who is.
You say:
Who?
He/she says:
Morgan Freeman.
You say:
And satan?
He/she says:
Fred Phelps.
You say:
Yea phuck phred phelps.
He/she says:
And **** the letter "f"
You say:
certainly. you have been a good sport and your answers are certainly nothing for me argue with. thank you sir. im out.
He/she says:
Bye.


ANSWER 2

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You asked:
Why is Ben Affleck's head so damn big?
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The other user says:
Because poor Ben has so many thoghts.
You say:
About what?
He/she says:
Oh just various riddles and quizzes
You say:
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
He/she says:
A hole
You say:
I bet Bens dumbass has been running that riddle though his head his HOLE life! Get it? HOLE LIFE? AHAHAHAHA
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#33
I just one dude ask if I used Ultimate-Guitar.com, and another one asked me if I liked mudkipz.......that was funny.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
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First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#34
Quote by valennic
I asked "If God really created the Universe, what created God?"


And no one answered it


Hey I was the one guy you were just talking to.
#36
You asked:
What's the name of the most ****ed up video on the internet?
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The other user says:
2girls1cup.
He/she says:
Actually you might like it you sick paedo.
He/she says:
You absolute faggot.
You say:
No, that's just funny
He/she says:
I should go and kill you now.
He/she says:
You faggot homo
He/she says:
You gay emo faggot homo emo homo.
You say:
Is that a challenge?
He/she says:
A challenger appears!
You say:
I'll feast on you're inner asscheeks
He/she says:
I'll inappropriately use commas!
He/she says:
''''
You say:
Like Charizard's flame on Bulbasaur
He/she says:
Wait.
He/she says:
*bails*
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#37
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You asked:
Do you know what scat is? And if so, are you into it?
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The other user says:
poop
You say:
Congrats!
You say:
Your party is at lemonparty.org
You say:
Your prize*
He/she says:
lol

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You were probably from here.
Originally posted by VoodooChild15
If your girlfriend's having sex at 13, she's a dirty dirty whore. And if you're having sex at 14, you're a dirty dirty...pimp.


Looking for a drummer in the Detroit, MI area
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#38
Either nobody is available or no one chooses to answer your question. If you leave your email address, we can alert you when it's possible to get an answer.


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#39
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You asked:
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
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The other user says:
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
He/she says:
WHAT 9000?!

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You say:
lulz
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
#40
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You asked:
How do you poop? Stand or sit?
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The other user says:
Why the hell would you **** standing up?
He/she says:
WHYYYY
He/she says:
I CAN'T SEE ANY LOGICAL REASONS
He/she says:
IT WOULD JUST GO EVERYWHERE


I laughed so hard at this.