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Well driving through Wisconsin Dells the other day I noticed a rather large billboard that read:

Cruisin' Chubbies Gentelmen's Club

Needless to say I was loling pretty hard. Anyone else ever noticed any funny strip club names?
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#3
Trannies strip club and bar...it all looks fine.....until the private dance...
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#4
Master Blaster....
and every time you past by theres a sign of like this stick figure cowboy jacking off
#5
I saw like, 5 signs for 5 different "gentlemen's clubs" while driving through West Virginia.
The.
#7
The Ripper.....I was like WHOAAA kinkyyyy...theres gotta be some whips and chains action goin on in there.....needless to say I didn't go in....I'm only 14 xD
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#8
'Octopussy' in Montreal. I think I win this thread.
#9
here in LA by the freeway there are fake windows that are LCD's with silhouettes of strippers doing there thang. There have been a few crashes due to drivers staring at it too
#10
JR's.
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#11
The 'Booby Trap' in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
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The 'Booby Trap' in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida


Nevermind, you win it.
#14
Lol I live 20 minutes away from the Dells...

I think there's a gay bar/show thing in the Dells area called Captain Dicks...
#15
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'Octopussy' in Montreal. I think I win this thread.


I thought all French people were gay.

We have Porkies here in Calgary.
Needless to say I've never been in there.
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The 'Booby Trap' in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida


near me , there's the "Tender Trap"

such a sketchy name
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#17
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I thought all French people were gay.


Fack you.
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#20
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We have Porkies here in Calgary.
Needless to say I've never been in there.


There's a Porkies in Kings Cross in Sydney too, and I got dragged along to it at 6AM on the end of a pretty intense bender. I was left Paraphrasing Stewie Griffen as on our way out.

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It still only takes one us to mention bullet wounds to get us laughing about that night.
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#21
this is a strip club located about 20 miles from where i live. its called, "the booby trap," but was recently renamed to "club harem"
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#23
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Lol I live 20 minutes away from the Dells...

I think there's a gay bar/show thing in the Dells area called Captain Dicks...




Weird thing about the Dells is that it's run by polish people. Seriously when my friend and I were in line at the Mt Olympus ticket booth he said something in polish to the clerk and we got half price tickets
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this is a strip club located about 20 miles from where i live. its called, "the booby trap," but was recently renamed to "club harem"

No ****ing way.
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#25
"TheVatican"... (you know the "holy City of the pope)

Only in norwegian...


Yep.... European!
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#26
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The 'Booby Trap' in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Why have I seen about 5 different people with the same avatar as you?

On topic: Ive seen one that says "The rogue panda"
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#27
There's one called "Wildcats" near me.
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#28
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There's one called "Wildcats" near me.

AGAIN!! What the hell? Whats with the avatars??

On topic again
IF you could open your own strip club, what would you call it?
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#30
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"TheVatican"... (you know the "holy City of the pope)

Only in norwegian...


Yep.... European!


Where? Oslo?

Haven't seen it.... There are like 2 strip clubs in norway though..
#31
In Larvik... yeah there is only two places (that I know off) in norway...Never been inside though.. I heard its VERY expensive. Not that the prices are high, but the money seems to be flying away.
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#34
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"Where real men go to get wood."


You live in Iowa dont you? cuz i hear that ad all the time on the radio in Des Moines
#36
Deja Vu
"1000s of beautiful girls you've seen before"
or something like that

It wasn't in my area though. On my recent road trip, our hotel was a block down from it.
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#37
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"1000s of beautiful girls you've seen before"
or something like that

It wasn't in my area though. On my recent road trip, our hotel was a block down from it.


'You've seen before'

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#38
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You live in Iowa dont you? cuz i hear that ad all the time on the radio in Des Moines

Aye. I'm up in Urbandale.
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#39
my friend works at the booby bungalo.
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