Poll: Best accent:
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View poll results: Best accent:
Freedoms Stain
42 29%
Oddoneout
30 21%
LordBishek
17 12%
Yakult
42 29%
Break-me-in
14 10%
Voters: 145.
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#1
Ok,so this is the much awaited final of the British accent-off competition-found HERE .

There were 30 entries in little over 24 hours,and 5 judges narrowed them down to a top 5 through this system:
Favourite-5 points
2nd favourite-4 points
etc

Thanks to:
Kensai
Noxiosimitator
Spartan118
carmel_l
lucid_strat



Now it's time for the whole of UG to vote for the ultimate winner.

In order of points (bracketed comments are from an anonymous voter):
Freedom Stains: (scottish accents make me melt like an icecream made out of butter on a very warm day)
Oddoneout: (To me, oddoneout IS karl marx.)
LordBishek: (Potential hobbit?)
Yakult: (The anonymous voter didn't vote for Yakult)
break-me-in: (crisp and clear)

Here are the samples:
Quote by LordBishek
City: Torquay/Exeter/Plymouth
County/Region: Devon (South part)
Country: England.
soundbite_SW_.mp3
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Quote by freedoms_stain

I loan you all my sexy vocal chords.
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/freedoms_stain/music/
City: none? Am told I have a "Glasgow twang" though
County: South Lanarkshire
Country: Scotland


Quote by break-me-in

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/break-me-in/
City: London?
County: Surrey
Country: England


Quote by OddOneOut
Saaf Essex.
Town: Benfleet
County: Essex (The south bit)
Country: England
essexaccent.mp3


Quote by Yakult

Town: Tenterden / Ashford
County: Kent
Country: England
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Yakult/ It's titled "British Voice-off"


Good luck
Tim
Last edited by _Tim_ at Jun 21, 2008,
#2
ooooowwlllllright !


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#3
Yakult easily.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#8
Surrey FTW.
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Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
#10
y'all suck
We may be divorced..... but we're still cousins

I came 2nd in the January 2007 Punk-0-Matic Tournament
Quote by Rankles
I frequently put capes on all my teeth and they go out fighting crime together.
#11
i voted for freedoms stain coz i always fancied the way scots speak...
it is like a mix of a German Soldier and Danish tennis player atempting English.
Every form of control over another person is a crime

AEK Athens
Asteras Exarcheion
Prasini Thyella
Rayo Vallecano

RED MILITIA-Vamos a Vencer
#14
Quote by Minkaro
This poll will close on 06-22-2008 at 02:13 PM.

NOT A MINUTE LATER.


Holy crap.

Not even one?
#16
Quote by Minkaro
This poll will close on 06-22-2008 at 02:13 PM.

NOT A MINUTE LATER.

This

Quote by aaciseric
Are any of you actually British? Because if not then this is quite offensive.

Please look at the locations along with the samples.
#17
I voted for oddoneout because the rest are posh or carrot munching incestuous farmers .
#21
Quote by DanRev
I voted for oddoneout because the rest are posh or carrot munching incestuous farmers .


I DO NOT munch Carrots!

EDIT:

Quote by aaciseric
Are any of you actually British? Because if not then this is quite offensive.


I'm a first generation immigrant if that counts. English isn't even my first language.

But I hold a British passport, if that's what you mean.
Last edited by LordBishek at Jun 21, 2008,
#23
*cough* not on the list so the list is lame *cough*

>.>
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#24
Quote by meh!
*cough* not on the list so the list is lame *cough*

>.>

*cough*I concur*cough*

We should probably both go to the doctor >_>
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#25
Quote by aaciseric
Are any of you actually British? Because if not then this is quite offensive.


Stupid bloody Italians*, impersonating our accents perfectly

Nationality was the first one I could think of, no offense is meant to any Italians who might be reading this post.
#26
nah, my cough is fake.
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#29
Quote by Minkaro
Stupid bloody Italians*, impersonating our accents perfectly

Nationality was the first one I could think of, no offense is meant to any Italians who might be reading this post.


If you change that to Indians, it will be more accurate
#30
Toni, you have such a stereotypical essex girl accent
I vote break-me-in, but Yakult is very close behind
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Yngwi3, You win this whole monstrosity of a thread.

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Godfather of The Diezel Mafia
#33
Fuck yes.

EDIT: That's for getting into the top 5, not for being last in the poll...
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#34
Quote by break-me-in
Fuck yes.

EDIT: That's for getting into the top 5, not for being last in the poll...


Don't worry, I still think you're accent is cool.
#35
Quote by LordBishek
Don't worry, I still think you're accent is cool.



I'm not really that bothered, I didn't even think I'd make the top 5. All the accents here are way more interesting imo.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#36
I voted for OddOneOut.

Though I'm dying to tell her it's called a glottal stop
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#37
Quote by aaciseric
Are any of you actually British? Because if not then this is quite offensive.


Pfft, you're from Birmingham, you wouldn't know a real British accent if it kicked you in the face.

Just to make very clear, I'm joking here.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#39
Quote by Dinkydaisy
I voted for OddOneOut.

Though I'm dying to tell her it's called a glottal stop

I was thinking the exact same thing
#40
I should have totally hammed up my accent

'"And then: birth, flowering and decline are very general, very vague notions under which, to be sure, everything can be arranged, but through which nothing can be understood. '

'An' then: birth, floorin an decline an aw are aw total general ken, and total vague aye? Under wicht tae be sure aw'hing can be sort-ed RIGHT OOT but through wicht you dinnae ken anyhing'

woulda be number one

>.>
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