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#1
My younger sister is very preppy and she always tells me to cut and straighten my long curly hair and then spike it.

Of course i dont do this because im not a douchebag. Then her friends tell me the same thing that i need a hair cut and that it would look better straight.

I dunno i just thought that girls taste would have matured by now, it is 2008 and the boy band fad was like 10 years ago.
#2
I don't know why you say that short spiked hair relates to douchebagness? You're stupid.

I have short hair, I sometimes add some spikes to it. Am I a douchebag? No.
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#3
Is your sister hot? How old is she?

I'll go on topic now.... I get told that a lot. I don't really mind people who have their hair like that, hell I did that when I was like 7, but I like my hair now so leave me alone.
#5
You're either trolling or you're very irrational. Maybe both.
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#6
Straightening of the hair is really stupid, in my opinion. People (especially young, preppy teenagers) are stupid. Just remember that.
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I don't know why you say that short spiked hair relates to douchebagness? You're stupid.

I have short hair, I sometimes add some spikes to it. Am I a douchebag? No.

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I don't know why you say that short spiked hair relates to douchebagness? You're stupid.

I have short hair, I sometimes add some spikes to it. Am I a douchebag? No.


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#12
Some guys would look better with a haircut, maybe it's your case.


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#13
i kinda know what you mean... the hair like that won't make you a deuche, but a lot of people that have it like that are kinda deuchy ( not all of them, just relating to my school)... it seems at my school, if you don't own all american eagle clothing, have a fake tan, and spiked hair, your uncool.
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Everyone fuckin' loves my long hair. Where do you live, Utah?
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i kinda know what you mean... the hair like that won't make you a deuche, but a lot of people that have it like that are kinda deuchy ( not all of them, just relating to my school)... it seems at my school, if you don't own all american eagle clothing, have a fake tan, and spiked hair, your uncool.


I'm a yuppie, and I only look clean. I'm not a douchebag because I need to look professionnal.
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My younger sister is very preppy and she always tells me to cut and straighten my long curly hair and then spike it.

Of course i dont do this because im not a douchebag
. Then her friends tell me the same thing that i need a hair cut and that it would look better straight.

haha Ahhh I shouldn't laugh at that. I cut my hair short and spike it once in a while. it works wonders with the ladies...and some dudes.

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#20
dude back when i had long hair girls told me the same thing, i told em to shut the **** up tho.



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#21
I look like an absolute square. This actually makes me more badass in a hot topic world where it's popular to look like you're part of some counter-culture... one that is just as expensive and fad-based as anything at the buckle, etc.

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i kinda know what you mean... the hair like that won't make you a deuche, but a lot of people that have it like that are kinda deuchy ( not all of them, just relating to my school)... it seems at my school, if you don't own all american eagle clothing, have a fake tan, and spiked hair, your uncool.


same goes for my school. I just try not to fall amongst them even though im friends with a lot of people who are preppy and stuff. its just not me.
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#25
people tell me to cut my hair all the time, they don't tell me to spike it though.
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#27
the girl i live with just screwed some guy the other night cause he had tatoo's and long hair. and only cause of that. if girls dont like you, you must be ugly. Nothing to do with your hair.
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Quote by fuuckmerunning
My younger sister is very preppy and she always tells me to cut and straighten my long curly hair and then spike it.

Of course i dont do this because im not a douchebag. Then her friends tell me the same thing that i need a hair cut and that it would look better straight.

I dunno i just thought that girls taste would have matured by now, it is 2008 and the boy band fad was like 10 years ago.
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i have short hair - i don't "spike it" particuarly, but i wax it up a bit - and you have long hair

deal with it

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#31
i like guys with long hair...
but i dont know
if its greasy long hair... and it starts to naturally dread

and no i understand usually guys with short hair tend to be jocks or preps, and they usually are douchebags
#32
lol the preppy girls at my school tell me to cut my hair...then theres the people that are slightly preppy...like there not hardcore prep or whatever, but they love it...my hair is NATURALLY straight and everyones like "O M G YOUR HAIR IS SOOO STRIAGHT IM JEALOUS!" its great
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#33
i get told that all the time.. and my hair isn't even that long
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#35
I looked aight with longer hair, but I buzzed it off to rock the beard+buzz combo and I think I look a lot better. Just don't spike your hair and combo it with hollister polos and such. A lot more of it is how you dress.
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#38
my hair is long and straight and thin, im starting to look like Otis from house of a thousand corpses as i also work 12 hour shifts and rarely sleep

bitches here loved it when i had a mohawk, just coming up and introducing themselves, but i hate it so i gotta be a long haired redneck rebellious mother****er
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#39
im afraid chicks dont dig long hair anymore....sigh

but, i refuse to conform to douchebagged-ness
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im afraid chicks dont dig long hair anymore....sigh

but, i refuse to conform to douchebagged-ness



How exactly does short hair make you a "douchebag?"