Help please! I have no gear savvy whatsoever, and I need guidance.

Plus I have like, no cash.
A good public beheading will teach them. Not with a guillotine, that's too good for the bastards. I say an axe. Or a spoon...Or a bendy straw.


That's right. I sigged myself. Because I'm a philosopher.
one thing i can tell you, dont go cheap.
you might as well spend 100$ on a pedal that will last you forever (MXR ,Boss) then spend 50$ repeatedly over he next ten on repairs and such (digitech, DOD)