#1
uh so yesterday i spent a couple of hours in the pool. i wear boxers underneath my board shorts. so anyway, after i played basketball for about an hour and then went back in the pool. (mind you i had not switch out of my wet suit). after i got out of the pool, my little companion was burning like there was no tomorrow. when i went to check things out i noticed the head of my d*%$ was irritated and red. now any time i walk or move and my dick touches something, it hurts like hell. what can i do to stop it? also what can i do to prevent it next time.
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#2
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#3
never had it, i've read about it on UG a few times though and people (i think) said it's normal and goes away.

I don't think it was caused by any thing you did, but I'm not an expert
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Why do you wear your boxers in the pool, are you gay?



ha no i recently grew a lot so i dont really "fit in my suit" so i wear like PE shorts and boxers underneath
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#8
lol at boxers in the pool. Don't be a fag. God hates fags. God made your p33n0r burn.
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#9
did u piss in the pool????
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#10
lolz your penis is just chaffed, nothing big...ive never had it happen to my dick but...yea its funny...I'm laughing atm sorry xD
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did u piss in the pool????



yup. and BTW nice sig
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yup. and BTW nice sig



lol thanks

EDIT: thats probably the problem cause all that **** in your piss is basically bacteria and your saying you didn't change so i'm thinking pissing in the pool did something
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#14
im gonna put lotion on it. its either going to work or hurt like a bitch.
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#15
it puts the lotion on the skin..OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!
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lol at boxers in the pool. Don't be a fag. God hates fags. God made your p33n0r burn.


dude when you wear boardshorts with nothing underneath, its sooooo easy for your package to pop out if one of the legs goes up. i usually leave my boxers on.... or i just swim in my boxers and nothing else
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#23
Yeah, you got some hardcore chaffing. You'll probably flare up with Pearly Penile Papules Wiki it. If you don't want that, I would recommend either killing it with fire, or cutting it off. See Pain Olympics for more information.
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#25
^lol nice anyway i put lotion on it and wow not a good idea kids. burns like hell. then i went in the shower and was the area with soap and water like 15 times that worked great. do that if you ever get chafing
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dude when you wear boardshorts with nothing underneath, its sooooo easy for your package to pop out if one of the legs goes up. i usually leave my boxers on.... or i just swim in my boxers and nothing else

A bigger problem is the inevitable rash you get if you spend hours at the beach. boxers under boardshorts are fine as long as you're not showing them off like a retard.
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