#4
what he said
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#5
I clicked and the article didn't load except for the title. I literally *facepalm*. Future=half human, half robot babies

EDIT: I wonder if you can return it if the robot dumps you.
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#6
I don't think its small enough to fully acomidate what I can provide it and still recieve maximum pleasure...


what... WAIT I mean BIG enough...
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#12
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I've got two words for you:

NO. ORIFICES.

Yah, I was gonna say BJ-Machine when i read the title, but now it just sounds crap
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#14
If it cant cook and clean then its worthless.
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#15
"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

Which means she'll want to take up all of your time and bitch about everything. This thing is ****in pointless.
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#17
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I suppose you could program it to stay in the kitchen at least.

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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#18
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"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."

Which means she'll want to take up all of your time and bitch about everything. This thing is ****in pointless.


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#19
The Pit is beyond even divine intervention. It just cannot be saved.

As for you, sir, you fail.
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#20
Surely that would kill the Pit, what with all of us getting some schweet schyborg schex.
#21
If i cant cook, clean, wash my boxer and pleasure me i think ill stick with my hand as my only friend.

btw if you did manage to giggity with it you wouldnt have to use a comdom coz computerz cantz get AIDs, can theyz???
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oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

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#25
They should have made her able to give head. Then the pit would be saved.
#27
I seen a messed up show about how the japanese want to make video games where you can "interact" with the characters. Then it showed some sort of artificial vagina you plug into your ps3 or w/e lol.... very lonely, very sad stuff.