#1
So i was talking to one of my friends, a girl, and somehow we got on the topic of making out.

yes i'm aware of the possibility (and probability) that she wants to make out with me. unfortunately she's ninety miles away right now (but will be home in a few weeks...).

Okay, not the moral of the story. Moral of the story: She said that if you're doing deep tonguing and stuff, you should put a marble in your mouth and pass it back and forth because it feels really good apparently.

Firstoff, WTF? i'll take not choking on a marble while in the midst of passion over a little extra feeling, thanks.

secondly, has anyone else ever heard that?
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#3
ive done that type of thing with gum before, but i have a feeling that marble would be swallowed in a matter of minutes.
#5
why not? give everything a go at least once (just make sure she knows teh heimlich maneuver beforehand!)
#7
I'm thinking jawbreaker or something of that sort...glass=nondigestible...
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#8
her choking on a marble = no action or necrophilia

your call
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#9
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Tell her your penis is better than a marble

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its so much funner doing it with friends tho...........like masturbation

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#10
Actually, hawk up a lump of phlegm and use that instead. It'll score you extra points.
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her choking on a marble = no action or necrophilia

your call


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#12
apparently she didn't have very skilled guys
just suck her clit and use your tongue instead of a marble, and even teeth (lightly!) when she's close to it
#15
Well if you guys make out without the marble you'll be able to tell your frieends about the experience!
#16
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Do it with a sharp, rusty nail instead. It's WAY better.


lol +1

Ask her if shes tried beastiality :P
#17
She's trying to establish dominance over you by suggesting something so stupid and seeing if you will do it with her. Or she wants to make you go to the ER. Either way, use an ice cube instead.
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#18
Replace marble with chocolate
I;ve done it
not only does it indeed feel good, but its delicious
but then you;re a mess afterwards...
but worth it haha
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#20
...she sounds a bit odd but erm whatever floats your goat?
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fixed

that doesn't make sense...
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#25
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Tell her your penis is better than a marble


+1
#26
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Tell her your penis is better than a marble



haha, that reminds of this one time, my ex asked me what the best way to give a HJ was and I said "with your mouth"





oh me lol, I still laugh to this day about it.
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#27
I did it with a breath mint once, but my girlfriend doesn't like the taste of mint. I'll try it with some other form of breath-candy, though, bcause it felt good.

But so does making out in general.
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#28
Inject a ratpoison into something like a jawbreaker and soon enough it will break away and one of you will die also like somebody mentioned she isn't dead until declared dead so necrorape too! win win.
#29
Stick the marble in your ass.
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