Poll: Lily Allen: Would you hit that (meaning, have intercourse with her)?
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View poll results: Lily Allen: Would you hit that (meaning, have intercourse with her)?
Yes
265 68%
No
124 32%
Voters: 390.
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#1
There are some women that I just knew from the second I saw them that I wanted and still want to have intercourse with them as quickly as possible. Clara Morgane, Eva Longoria, etc.

Lily Allen is one of those that sort of stump me. Often times I think she's very attractive, yet sometimes I think quite the contrary. Here's a picture:



After much thought given on this important issue, my conclusion has come to this:

Although Lily Allen is not a very high rank on my "Hit List", I would indeed hit that if given the opportunity.

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#2
Yeah.
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#4
Kind of like i am with Ellen Page? Sometimes she's gorgeous, but others i kind of go, "ew.."

Wait...


Who is she?
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#6
umm, why would you think shes ugly?
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Oh yes i'd hit that, but in a totally different way than what you're thinking.
I know a lot of people find her annoying.

Lets try our best to avoid all bias on the unimportant personality, and only look toward the superficial Lily Allen.
#8
Yes, for the most part.

There are some pics of her that are very, very un-flattering, but, on a base level, I think she's attractive. Nothing extraordinary, but she's definitely pretty.
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#9
Not really. But honestly, I would hit that if I were drunk enough.
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#12
YES YES YES

Shes not photogenic so pictures are unflattering. But in videos or in person: yum.
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#14
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umm, why would you think shes ugly?
Sometimes in pictures, she looks really good. Other times........



........I lose all hope.
#16
She's cute. I'd have intercourse with her, also.
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#17
Quote by The Madcap
I know a lot of people find her annoying.

Lets try our best to avoid all bias on the unimportant personality, and only look toward the superficial Lily Allen.


Ah ok then. Yes ok if her personality didn't come into it then yeah i guess i would, but one word from her and i'm putting on some Led Zeppelin.
#18
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eh she's ok looking i guess. on another note i was wondering where you were lol. haven't seen you post in a while.(to ts)
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#19
i guess im the only person here who respects women and thinks about other things than just hitting, i mean keep them in mind to dont just use and then toss 'em, unless thats wht they want
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#22
Quote by The Madcap
There are some women that I just knew from the second I saw them that I wanted and still want to have intercourse with them as quickly as possible.



I'm not sure this is going to impress them to much. I guess you could find a girl that wasn't into that whole "stamina" thing.
#25
Yes, I would want her to have my abortion
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Judging from what I've gone through in this thread, I'd have to look through at least 50 random images of her to find 2 or 3 good ones.
#28
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I will have sex with anything, anywhere at anytime.

I'll make you prove it.

Honestly this is the first I've seen of her, but she looks decent in my eyes. I know what you mean though, because sometimes I would kill just to lick Salma Hayek's taint, but sometimes I would only pay thousands of dollars.
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#29
She's pretty. I would hit if I were a lesbian/man.

But, being female and straight, I would hit her in the more...unappealing way.
#30
i'd hit it. her face isn't the greatest but she'd make a good hookup.
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#31
Madcap...do you have to be so proper all the time? or does it just come natural?

anyway, either way, I'd still tap that.
#32
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Madcap...do you have to be so proper all the time? or does it just come natural?

anyway, either way, I'd still tap that.
Nah, I was purposely being pretentious in this thread.
#33
id paper bag that

garbage bag works fine too

pretty much anything that keeps me from seeing her works as well
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#35
She's really trashy... or at least all her songs which I've heard make her out to be a total bitch.

Therefore, I don't think she's hot.
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#36
Kind of off topic, but since we're on the subject of hot girls, have you guys heard of Clara Morgane? Because I think she's slammin' hot. (And a former porn star).

#38
^ Well my day just got brighter (thanks to those majestic buns of hers).
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#39
no question about it. i would love to tell people i had sex with a girl that had a third nipple.
#40
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