Page 1 of 2
#1
Yes, it's true. As of about 12:45, kensai and I are secret lovers. We came across each other on this magical site, when I jokingly asked the general public why Carrie Underwood was so hot.

We hit if off rather quickly once I learned that they were kensai. I said that I don't post at all, and I just lurk the Pit. Somehow, kensai still knew me.

Then kensai decided it was time for the rest of the world to know about our secret love. kensai said "Make a thread about our secret love". I said, "But I never post. What if they don't like me." kensai comforted me and told me it would all be okay.

So here I am world, telling you all of our secret love. I really hope that was kensai on that site, or else I'm going to look extremely retarded.
#3
ha ha ha


.........


If threads like these were people they would have cerebral palsy.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
Quote by wizards?
FOOLED YOU PURPLE CHIHUAHUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


capslock is cruise control for cool


I think a wizardly wedding is in order, don't you think?
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#9
Congratulations, you now have at least one STD. That boy has been with the majority of this website. And since what.. One in six people have an STD, you're basically on cruise control for the grave. The pus that will be spewing forth from your crotch is like the Grim Reaper's signature.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#11
Quote by wizards?
to whom?


The only two legit wizards on UG, you and I.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#12
Quote by MedicreDemon
ha ha ha


.........


If threads like these were people they would have cerebral palsy.

Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#13
how could you kensai??
Setup..:
Fender Roadhouse Strat
Fender Hotrod Deluxe amp
BOSS DS-2
Dunlop Jimi Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#14
/facepalm
Quote by Kensai
I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
Quote by Chubbychunks
I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#17
Quote by wizards?
lets!


Only if it a duel, kind of like the one Gandalf and Saruman had at Isengard in The Fellowship Of the Ring.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#19
Quote by darkstar2466
Only if it a duel, kind of like the one Gandalf and Saruman had at Isengard in The Fellowship Of the Ring.

done. We shall duel in godric's hollow at high noon tomorrow. Then marriage. What will our sigs say? I'm going to bed now
#21
Quote by wizards?
done. We shall duel in godric's hollow at high noon tomorrow. Then marriage. What will our sigs say? I'm going to bed now


I will communicate with you through the Palantir.

/translates to good-night, we will discuss this more later.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#25
Quote by Minkaro
Well...

I...

NEVER.


Minky, you were always hesitant to propose. I was getting lonely...

Unless... if we go Texas-polygamist style...
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#26
Quote by darkstar2466
Minky, you were always hesitant to propose. I was getting lonely...

Unless... if we go Texas-polygamist style...


No, it's fine. I was getting married to...um...

*glances at the online list*

BrainDamage, yeah, he'll do.



*marches off to tell BD the new arrangement*
#27
Quote by Minkaro
No, it's fine. I was getting married to...um...

*glances at the online list*

BrainDamage, yeah, he'll do.



*marches off to tell BD the new arrangement*


*weeps gently at a lost love*

*screams at the sky "Why is that Mink so damn cute!"*

*screams at the sky "But he is a wizard!"*

Wizards, I cancel this engagement. Minky, will you forgive me?

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
Last edited by darkstar2466 at Jun 22, 2008,
#28
*enters thread*


*backs out of thread*
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#29
That's funny since Kensai and I WERE SECRET LOVERS FIRST.
Stupid bitch leaving me for a purple cheewahwah.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
#30
Stop attempting to leech Kensai's fame, bitch.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#31
Quote by Z_cup_boy
That's funny since Kensai and I WERE SECRET LOVERS FIRST.
Stupid bitch leaving me for a purple cheewahwah.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!


Hey you were the one saying you didn't like men anymore.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#32
Quote by Z_cup_boy
That's funny since Kensai and I WERE SECRET LOVERS FIRST.
Stupid bitch leaving me for a purple cheewahwah.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

This gives evidence for my previous claim.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
Quote by Kensai
Hey you were the one saying you didn't like men anymore.

Anymore? I never did
#34
Quote by Z_cup_boy
Anymore? I never did


I'm confused. And aroused.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#36
Quote by Kensai
I'm confused. And aroused.

That's okay. I didn't need to know that.
#37
Quote by Z_cup_boy
That's okay. I didn't need to know that.


It's ok. I don't even like telling people when I'm confused.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#38
Quote by Kensai
It's ok. I don't even like telling people when I'm confused.

But I'm speshal?
Thanks buddy You're one of a kind xD
#39
Quote by Z_cup_boy
But I'm speshal?
Thanks buddy You're one of a kind xD


I love you too
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
Page 1 of 2