#1
Or will they if you ask them too? And how much will they charge?

If not, do you know who will? I need to know for my friend because he is too poor to buy a razor himself.
#2
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#5
Quote by babyboo666
Or will they if you ask them too? And how much will they charge?

If not, do you know who will? I need to know for my friend because he is too poor to buy a razor himself.

LOL WUT?
He's too poor to buy a 1$ razor, but he can afford however much a barber would cost?

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#7
is this a joke or something?
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#8
...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say no, they don't. although for the right price, you can get a different kind of person to cut your pubic hairs....
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#11
"He" can't afford a razor because "he" is too poor, so "he" wants to get a barber to do it for "him"? A disposable razor would be cheaper.....

The reason "he" and "him" are in quotation marks is I am almost the TS is talking about himself..
sup?
#13
Quote by NutZz?
...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say no, they don't. although for the right price, you can get a different kind of person to cut your pubic hairs....


A UG forumer?
#15
Quote by babyboo666
nevermind I'll just tell him to call the barbers in the morning...



record that call and post it later. seriously. please god. please.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#16
Why don't you do it for him? It'd be kinky!

... But... Seriously... I hope you're joking. I doubt a sane barber would do it..

But then again, they're BARBERS... I could be wrong!

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Quote by NutZz?
record that call and post it later. seriously. please god. please.


I second this!
#18
Quote by Waff
Why don't you do it for him? It'd be kinky!

... But... Seriously... I hope you're joking. I doubt a sane barber would do it..

But then again, they're BARBERS... I could be wrong!

EDIT:


I second this!

Sane barbers exist? Are you sure that's not just a myth?
sup?
#19
Because you need your pubes fucking layered and thinned out?!
Jesus Christ.
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#20
*Pokes head in thread*
Someone say my name? Oh, barbers...Don't I feel silly!
*Leaves thread*
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#21
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Completely off topic, but SD are you no longer a mod? Sorry I have'nt been on for a couple months.
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#22
this isn't even humorous..
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#24
What did you do?
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#25
A man has got to take cah ah bid'ness in his own back yahd.

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#27
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I didn't log in for months.

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Ah makes sense
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#29
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#30
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He might.

Wouldnt trust him, he may castrate your friend.
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#31
Quote by Quintessence153


He might.


Jealous I didn't think of that

I love that movie...
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#32
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Jealous I didn't think of that

I love that movie...

Twas a good movie.
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#33
go to a hair stylist and not only could they cut it, they could dye it some unnatural color and spike it with jell, if you play your cards right it would be jell you made yourself....
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#34
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go to a hair stylist and not only could they cut it, they could dye it some unnatural color and spike it with jell, if you play your cards right it would be jell you made yourself....

no...nice try though.
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#35
no a barber won't.

he can trim or shave or wax or use a depilatory cream himself (all of these options are quite cheap).

or he can pay more for a beautician to wax it, or use more permanent methods like IPL laser hair removal but these options are more expensive.

/thread.
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