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#1
you asked, you bitched, you cried, and i furiously banned those who asked!

Here they are!

A few things you should be concerned about though:
There were a lot of ties. Yep, many. Ties will be broken with these:

Anyway let's begin!
User Awards
User of the year
Jackoffjill 9
Grundy0 11
Kensai 11


Chat*****
Carmel_l 6
Leonheart 5
Magero 7 (even though i've never seen him in #ultimate-guitar)

Veteran of the Year
Dreadnought 5
Ctb 7
Meh! 5
Honorable Mention: Jackal58 (he's an actual veteran )

N00b of the year
The Quailman 20
Airship 8
KenMasters 5

Most Attractive Male
Cagnius 7
Kensai 15
Rabidguitarist 11

Most Attractive Female
Phill Rock (15)
DinkyDaisy (8)
vintage_X_metal (8)

Funniest User
Kensai 22
JackOffJill 20
There was a bunch tied at 3

User With The Best Advice
SilentDeftone 11
SomeoneYouKnew 15
Vintage_x_metal 4
Jackal58 4

Friendliest User
Jackal58 12
Fishyesque 7
Harmonius 9

Darwin
Airship 18
Kiyiko 8
Glm 4

Biggest Cam*****
[It’s Alex] 12
RevaM1ssP1ss 7
x/taluha 5

Grammar Nazi
Frenchyfungus 13
Meths 8
Chubbychunks 7

Biggest Ego
Meths 29
Terror Kovenant 13
SomeoneYouKnew 7

Biggest Troll
Teegman 18
JackOffJill 5
Meths 4

Biggest Elitist
Meths 22
MHDrunk 7
A bunch tied at 3

User You Would Like Banned Forever
SomeoneYouKnew 11
A bunch tied at 3
Honorable Mention: "We'll ban them anyway!"

Spammer of the year
There were a bunch tied at 3 for this one, too, so I’ll just list honorable mentions
FrenchyFungus 3
Carmel_l 1
Dreadnought 1

Best Couple
[It’s Alex] 21+
Wiggyisgreat + redh0tchilip3pp + Sebastian_96 7
Carmel_l + The_Hurt_Within 6
Honorable Mention: DinkyDaisy + Her brother/Dog

Best “Retired” User
Grundy0 5
Casualty01 4
Chung 4

Best Avatar
CC Deville 5
Grundy0 5

paintITblack39 and a bunch of other users 4

Best Signature
Kensai 16
Ex’sAndOh’s 14
A bunch of others tied at 3

Best Username
IHATECHILDREN 18
STFU(its)JERRY 4
Rorythefaggot 4

Best Guitarist
Buckethead_jr 12
Dreadnought 8
Dimebag22 7

Best Bassist
DinkyDaisy 4
Doolittle 3
Slap-a-bass 3
Honorable Mention: Lou Barlow

Best Vocalist
Love_Buzz 4
Spynal 3
Rabidguitarist 3

Best MSPaint/Photoshop Skillz
Esther_mouse 24
Kensai 6
SilentDeftone 2 (link)

Best UG Club
Girls of UG 5
Banned Group 3
Emma Watson Club 3
I Want to Plough Han Club 3
Honorable Mention: MODS!

Best Threadstarter
The Madcap 15
-BlackZeppelin- 9
Petrina_678 5

Worst Threadstarter
Petrina_678 13
Kiyiko 7
Ldl67 5

Most Frequent
Kensai 15
The rest are tied at 2

Most Improved
Sebastian_96 5
Ldl67 4
Confusius 3

User Most Likely to be Famous
Kensai 5
Rabidguitarist 5

Yakult 3

User Most Likely to become a Serial Killer
Meths 9
Kensai 4
SomeoneYouKnew 4
JackOffJill 4

Most Annoying User
[It’s Alex] 4
The Rest are tied at 3

Biggest Gay/fag/homosexual/one that is not a heterosexual
Rabidguitarist 15
DorkusMalorkus 11
Magero 3

Super Awesome Award
faqu

Raddest User of All Time
divid3d

Hardest Working Users
happytimeharry
DinkyDaisy
uhh_me?
wiggyisgreat
Minkaro


Forum Awards
Favorite Forum
The Pit 40
Metal Forum 16
Modern Rock 15

Biggest N00b Mistake
Airship’s 5th Fret Thread 17
Entering the Pit 4
Stepco12345 asking to change the title of the Mod. Rock off topic thread 4

Best Thread
I Have Cancer 8
The Diglett Thread 5
“Epics” Thread 4
Irish Thread 4
Metal Chat Thread 4

Best Pit Moment
Grundy0’s Recovery 18
Catch 22 12
Airship’s 5th Fret Thread 4

Most Misplaced Thread Topics
Relationship Issues 6
Gear questions in the Pit 5
Metalcore in Metal forum 2

Best Phrase
*facepalm* 3
*reported* 2
“pics or it didn’t happen” 2

Worst Phrase
“lol wut” 17
“I cum blood” 8
“Must resist pear” 4

Most Common FOTB Excuse
Brother/Other person or animal on computer 31
Didn’t know it was against the rules 5
Mods are fags! 1 (or 8274)

Most Overdone Topic
Best Guitarist 4
Getting Girls 3
Guitar Hero 3

Most FAQs
Changing sig/avatar 11
“y was the pear banned” 3
Rest were tied at 1

MOD + Column Cleaner Awards
Favorite Mod
FrenchyFungus 24
Carmel_l 21
Unfathomable_bo 7

Meanest Mod
Carmel_l 23
Theguitarist 10
Frenchyfungus 11

Softest Mod
FrenchyFungus 8
Greety 8

Carmel_l 4

Best New Mod
Dirk Gently 10
paintITblack39 6
ZanasCross 4

Most Disappointing Retirement
Faqu 7
Nelsean 6
Circular.parade 5

Most Deserved Promotion (Mod to Smod or Admin
FrenchyFungus 20
Carmel_l 11
Rankles 5

The Next Mod Will Be…
Meh! 9
Cagnius 7
Kensai 6
SomeoneYouKnew 6

The Next CC Will Be
Redh0tchilip3pp 6
Kensai 4
SomeoneYouKnew 4

Favorite CC
Meh! 28
Cagnius 12
Dyer’sEve 9

Best New CC
Meh! 15
DownInAHole. 15
Uhh_me? 3

Most Deserved Promotion (CC to Mod)
Dirk Gently 17
paintITblack39 7
Burpin’Worm 1

Next Color For CCs Should Be …
Pink 16
Magenta 8
Brown 8
Rainbow 6

Profile Awards
Best Profile
Connordhd - 7
SomeoneyouKnew - 3
BrianApocolypse - 2
Carmel_l - 2
Mikko_9119 - 2
wiggyisgreat - 2

Best Blogs
Carmel_l - 6
IHATECHILDREN - 6

Meths - 4
Rhitard - 3
divid3d - 2
The Madcap - 2

Best MP3s
rabidguitarist - 7
wiggyisgreat - 4
frusciante_50 - 3
Dreadnought - 3
bucketheard_jr - 2
sponj - 2

Best Gear
Bonsaischaap - 2

Best Pictures
Kensai - 8
RevaM1ssP1ss - 3
HorridxHopes - 3
kikaykitko - 2
rabidguitarist - 2
Rhitard - 2
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#2
FrenchyFungus is hardly a gramer naze.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#3
I am NOT a troll.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#4
Well I'm not in it so it doesn't concern me...

But congrats to the people who won
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


Prime Minister of Puppets of The Australia FTW Club

One of The 9 Winners of the Official 5th MOD Contest
#5
ARGH!

No wins again......


Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#7
Thanks guys...thanks to the encouragement, we will now recieve even more amazing threads from Vintage_x_metal such as: "R I hotzorz? lol" and "1f i gR0w teh buTth#ir R 1 teh H0TT? lol"
Miss Scourge? PM me.

I am the mistress of ManWithoutAHat . This pleases me.
#8
I guess this is the Kensai lovefest.
Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#9
...well that wasn't worth the wait, was it?

>_>
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#10
Quote by Sonicxlover
I guess this is the Kensai lovefest.

We could turn this into a JOJ pity party because I took second in everything to him again.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#11
Everyone on that list got their friends to vote for them. Except for that one with the face, they were legit.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


Quote by Oroborous
I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#12
Quote by terrencemaddox
Thanks guys...thanks to the encouragement, we will now recieve even more amazing threads from Vintage_x_metal such as: "R I hotzorz? lol" and "1f i gR0w teh buTth#ir R 1 teh H0TT? lol"


I vote you for "most late-night UGer."
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#14
Meh.

Not the results I was expecting, but some good stuff.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#15
Quote by paintITblack39
Raddest User of All Time
divid3d

mhmm

good to see a couple of people enjoy my blogs too
from daylight...
...into darkness
#16
Quote by darkstar2466
I vote you for "most late-night UGer."

Haha, I would do the same for you
Miss Scourge? PM me.

I am the mistress of ManWithoutAHat . This pleases me.
#20
Fuckensai.

Quote by darkstar2466
FrenchyFungus is hardly a gramer naze.

We'll see.
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#21
Most Disappointing Retirement
Faqu 7

Super Awesome Award
faqu

Sweet! 2 awards!
Damn I'm good. =)
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

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#22
Fuckensai.


We'll see.

If it's any consulation, I think you should've won best avatar.
Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

Quote by Sonicxlover
Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#24
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
Worst Threadstarter
Petrina_678 13
Kiyiko 7
Ldl67 5


Where's "Tom Merello 96"?




Next year, my friend.
kill all humans
#25
I...won...something

*dances naked in the street*

Most Improved, baby!
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#26
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
Worst Threadstarter
Petrina_678 13
Kiyiko 7
Ldl67 5


Where's "Tom Merello 96"?

in the FOTB.
Sent from my iPad.
#27
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I am NOT a troll.

You're a terrible liar.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#29
Quote by chubbychunks
Pffft, this year sucks.

Awwwwwwww someone's not famous anymore...
books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

UG Profile
#31
Yeah, twenty votes, bitches! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Today the n00b award, tomorrow the world...
Last edited by TheQuailman at Jun 22, 2008,
#32
How the **** did Frenchy get favorite mod?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#33
Quote by TooFast
How the **** did Frenchy get favorite mod?

He knows his way around a penis?
Miss Scourge? PM me.

I am the mistress of ManWithoutAHat . This pleases me.
#35
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible liar.

But I'm not.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#39
for the girls club !


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#40
hey wait!!
i got five nominations for noob of the year!!
how can't i be even third?

that is wrong!!!!
Every form of control over another person is a crime

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