#1
Someone keeps texting me and I know they're doing it as a joke, and im running out of things to say, so I need your guys' help....
this is how it's gone so far...
hey babe-
me: who's this?
-you know me babe
oh it's you! how are you?
-thank god you didn't lost my number
so did your herpes ever clear up?
-yeah but you got me knocked up.
oh that's nice, i dont really care...
-what so you just pounded me hard and now your going to forget about me?
yeah it's called the bang and boot deal with it....

me: hey why aren't you replying? (I kept re-sending these)
Do you think im fat?
IT's rude not to reply...

them: no i hate my baby's daddy...


now i need a new topic to talk about with them...
Last edited by justnmcknz at Jun 22, 2008,
#2
how about whats your name?

or lets have text sex but you shout your name and then il shout mine

or you could set your fone on private and then call the person
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

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#3
Say "hay anon".
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#4
'I know who you are, and if you don't stop I will call the police'
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#5
This sounds like a much less epic version of blackzeppelin's mysterious texter a while back.


To TS - Ask them what they're going to name the baby.
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#6
wanna try anal?

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#7
Say "Let's cyber to see if we still have it"

Then say some crazy stuff like:

"I arrive at your door step. I'm wearing jogging pants and a shirt I bought from wal-mart. There appears to be a BBQ stain on it."
#8
My step dad's a trooper, so i might scare em into revealing who they are.... Either that, or im going to text them every night at 1 to talk...
#9
lol if you do that make sure you keep us up to date
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#10
I just asked them what they're naming our baby, and they said it's not being named after you. Whadda bitch...
#13
"Come see some pics of me at www.periodporn.com"

Disclaimer: I do not know if this website exists, if it does and you go there it is no fault of mine.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#14
tell that you can possibly hav the baby because im holding it
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#15
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"Come see some pics of me at www.periodporn.com"

Disclaimer: I do not know if this website exists, if it does and you go there it is no fault of mine.


^

It redirects to some cartoon/manga porn site.
...
#16
I just told them i was going to show up at their house wearing nothing but a tube sock and a white t shirt... They said i'll be waiting... This person isnt much fun anymore..
#19
Tell them it was nice talking to them but you gotta go roach a splif. Someone texted me that after a brief conversation and it took me a month to figure out what it meant.
#20
Quote by OrangePossum
Tell them it was nice talking to them but you gotta go roach a splif. Someone texted me that after a brief conversation and it took me a month to figure out what it meant.

Roach a splif? Wtf?
#21
"You do realise you've just contacted an international crime scene. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take down your details, as you are now a suspect."

#22
Quote by OrangePossum
Tell them it was nice talking to them but you gotta go roach a splif. Someone texted me that after a brief conversation and it took me a month to figure out what it meant.

wtf.

is there some special meaning for it or is the actual act of putting a roach clip on a joint?


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#23
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wtf.

is there some special meaning for it or is the actual act of putting a roach clip on a joint?


*shrugs*
All the cool kids are doing it.
more sig required.
#24
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"You do realise you've just contacted an international crime scene. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take down your details, as you are now a suspect."



wasn't that done on youtube or somewhere in the internet before?
#25
Quote by MTVget0FFtheAIR
wtf.

is there some special meaning for it or is the actual act of putting a roach clip on a joint?

According to urbandictionary, it meant lighting up a mixture of weed and tobacco. Kinda like a cigarette and a joint in one.

I thought the phrase was so awesome that I fit it into a song I wrote.
#27
Quote by OrangePossum
According to urbandictionary, it meant lighting up a mixture of weed and tobacco. Kinda like a cigarette and a joint in one.

I thought the phrase was so awesome that I fit it into a song I wrote.


That's a spliff

Roaching a spliff would be taking the last good hit on a spliff therefor turning it into a roach (The little part at the end that you hold on to) Then you can hold it with tweezers or put it in a bong/pipe

#28
Here's something I have saved for copypasta when pedobaiting.

"The Federal Bureau of Investigation logged a record of this chat along with the phone details of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law:: Reference #2334453436. Your phone details are entered into our criminal database as well as the Child Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code ..90637895 is entered into the database."
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.