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anyone else ever wake up with boners? sometimes ill wake up and ill have to lay there for like 10 minutes because someone is in my room at the time.
#2
No, I don't usually wake up with boners because I jack off 5-6 times a day.

That said, if I don't I usually get quite a huge dong going by 8:59.
#4
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#5
hell, iv got 1 right now
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#6
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anyone else ever wake up with boners? sometimes ill wake up and ill have to lay there for like 10 minutes because someone is in my room at the time.
Enjoy it whilst it lasts
#7
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It is perfectly normal for horny teenage boys. Thank god I don't have that problem anymore.


Did you get a sex change?


Oh no i didn't, oh yes she did.


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#11
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Enjoy it whilst it lasts

+1.
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#12


problem solved !


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#13
isnt it because you need to piss??? and your bladder pushes against your prostate, giving you a boner?

i might be completely wrong but i think i read that somewhere
#14
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Did you get a sex change?


Oh no i didn't, oh yes she did.


Shazaaam!

You'd want me to, huh?
I soooooooo expected that reply!

Noxios, you're terrible.
#15
Quote by ralph wiggum
isnt it because you need to piss??? and your bladder pushes against your prostate, giving you a boner?

i might be completely wrong but i think i read that somewhere


ya usually ill get up and take a piss and it'll go away
#16
nail it?
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...I started making out with her, then started doing her from behind...

I said "You're a dirty girl aren't you Steve? ****ing on the first date?"

She shot forward and my dick flopped out and she said "Who the **** is Steve?"
#17
Quote by TheQuailman

Noxios, you're terrible.


no u !


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Last edited by noxiosimitator at Jun 22, 2008,
#18
yeh mine dosent last that long
is awkward if your sleeping at a mates place and its like err im going to stay in bed
i once went camping with school and there was 4 of us blokes in a tent
we all woke up with wood
FOR NONE GAY REASONS!
but it was quite a laugh
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me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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#20
its called a morning glory. you know like the oasis song. id say its a signal to jack off
#22
I get morning wood even if I don't go to sleep. Once I was up at a friend's all night and at 8:00am it just suddenly went up. So of course I said I was going to the bathroom to take a shit and jacked off.
#23
Don't really get morning wood anymore, or at least, I haven't noticed it.
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#24
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I get morning wood even if I don't go to sleep. Once I was up at a friend's all night and at 8:00am it just suddenly went up. So of course I said I was going to the bathroom to take a shit and jacked off.


I don't think I could ever live down knowing I played with myself at a friends house/with a friend at my house....
#25
The worst is morning rain.
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I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#26
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I don't think I could ever live down knowing I played with myself at a friends house/with a friend at my house....


If you think thats weird you sure are sheltered.
#28
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lolwut?

You know what im talking about.
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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#29
If it bothers you that much, cut it off.
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#30
eerr
wanking at a friends place
be honest or dont do it
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#31
I wasn't entirely dishonest because I jacked off WHILE taking the shit.
#32
Quote by ralph wiggum
isnt it because you need to piss??? and your bladder pushes against your prostate, giving you a boner?

i might be completely wrong but i think i read that somewhere

That's one theory
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#34
I always get morning wood... *pulls out plank from underneath covers*

Badum tish.
#35
Quote by Can't Stop
ya usually ill get up and take a piss and it'll go away


Either I'm missing something here or you have a failry long bathroom and a brilliant aim.
#36
I seriously thought this was about the band "morningwood"
hahaha
seriously cheak them out though, the lead singer is insane
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#39
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If it bothers you that much, cut it off.


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Cut it of, if it's a big problem for u!


How original of you.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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#40
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How original of you.


Believe me or not, but i didn't see your post. Big deal, United We Stand
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