Poll: 1,2,3 or 4 ?
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View poll results: 1,2,3 or 4 ?
John Petrucci
47 35%
Steve Vai
27 20%
Joe Satriani
13 10%
Paul Gilbert
47 35%
Voters: 134.
#4
Petrucci
Satriani
Gilbert
Vai

In that order for me.

EDIT: Im talking about how hotter guitarist they are. Not sexual hotness. I think I got the thread idea wrong....again.
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#6
eeeeerm none?
but then again im a fella
Pull my finger

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#10
Satch. I would like him to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.
#12
Steve Vai. His fingers are so long that he could tickle your kidneys if he stuck his finger up your ass.
That excites me for some reason.
#13
Vai because of his guitar... Ok maybe just Vai´s guitar
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#14
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Steve Vai. His fingers are so long that he could tickle your kidneys if he stuck his finger up your ass.
That excites me for some reason.

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#15
For those people who don't want to be called gay, I add an extra option "5".



On a serious note, I have chosen Petrucci. Although I found him more sexy when he had long hair; he is still incredibly hot and if you date him he will care about you.
#16
Petrucci looks like a hairy bastard, Vai is a skinny bitch, Satch looks like Lord Voldemort. Process of elimination = Gilbert.

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#17
gilbert seems to be the only one without abnormalities, satch is bald with hairy arm, vai has a small mole living underneath his lip, and if thats Petrucci's sex face i'm not touching him with my ten foot barge pole.
#21
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Satch. I would like him to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body.


#25
Gilbert owns them all (out of the 4) in looks and in playing, in my honest opinion.
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#26
petrucci, gilbert, vai, satch

satch looks like a turtle
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#27
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petrucci, gilbert, vai, satch

satch looks like a turtle




Someone please photoshop his head on a turtles body, please.
#28
None. These men are all virgins! You think you can pull while your doing ten hour guitar workouts? nuh-uh.
Yer fingers are too tired to even get to second base.

Meh, voted for gilbert. only one who doesn't fail.
#29
Petrucci then Gilbert
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#33

And an option 6 for the lads



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Last edited by the evil edge at Jul 18, 2008,