Poll: Pubes? No pubes?
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Pubes FTW
133 58%
No pubes FTW
98 42%
Voters: 231.
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#1
Inspired by the guy who got his pubes stuck in his pants
Do you belive that humans are meant to have pubes and be proud and hairy?
Or should be shaved off to make your genitals sexy and sleek?
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#3
Pubic hair is there to reduce friction between the bodies in sex.

So I say, get rid of the bastards!
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#4
Quote by freedoms_stain
On me, pubes, on my girl, no pubes, or very few.


+1
pubes on males - natural

pubes on women - messy

ever got a pube stuck in ur teeth?
its unpleasant :/
#5
Quote by oscar666
+1
pubes on males - natural

pubes on women - messy

ever got a pube stuck in ur teeth?
its unpleasant :/


Women have teeth too...
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#7
no pubes here, if girls may not have them, then so don't we
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I like this guy's thinking.
#8
Quote by -SpasticInk-
no pubes except chest and arm pits for guys, that is all thats allowed


But they arent pubes
#9
Quote by rabidguitarist
Women have teeth too...


at least our pubes are normally longer
so they are easy to extract

them little short buggers are a pain to remove
#10
Quote by oscar666
+1
pubes on males - natural

pubes on women - messy

+2

I don't feel like putting in the effort to shave my pubes, plus I like my hairs. However, the girl looks cleaner downstairs if she should.
#11
What kind of pubes did Medusa have?
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#12
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#13
pubes are ****in gross.
I shave everywhere, not my head or eyebrows but literally everywhere.
WE ARE NOT CAVEMEN.
God.
#14
Seriously, only homosexuals and young teenagers shave their pubes, the latter because there seems to be an air of confusion surrounding what women want in that department drifting over from America.

British kids, ignore this trend. American women also like to see guys with no foreskin, it's just what they're used to. You spend your life looking at American porn that saturates the market and you grow up believing that looking like a ten year old boy in the pants department is normal.
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#15
eh, just trim them every so often so you don't have an afro in your pants and you're good, if for nothing else just for hygiene

no need to go all the way and be shaved so you look practically pre-pubescent
#16
^ Exactly.
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#17
Pubes = for the lose, not nice on either. My ex had them like a mane on a lion. Going down on him was gross......

I don't have any, I think its fair to expect my partner to at least tidy his/her bush up.
#18
Quote by freedoms_stain
On me, pubes, on my girl, no pubes, or very few.

how very selfish of you.

i trim, just to keep it tidy..
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#20
I shaved them once. i found the small brisels coming up made it ****ing itchy downstairs, so I decided against ever shaving them again. ever.

I once shaved my ****ing legs also. it look so gay. It was not funny.
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#21
Quote by Ironza
I shaved them once. i found the small brisels coming up made it ****ing itchy downstairs, so I decided against ever shaving them again. ever.

I once shaved my ****ing legs also. it look so gay. It was not funny.

I got bored with a razor and shaved my arms. It felt pretty gay.
#22
If they weren't meant to be there, then they would only grow on freaks. Since the vast majority of people DO grow pubes, we can conclude they are supposed to be there.
Porn has spent quite a while showing women with little or no pubic hair, because it obscures the bits people have paid to see.
If women don't like guys pubes, DON'T DEEPTHROAT HIM. Or get a guy who has a hard c0ck longer than his pubes,.
#23
pubes FTW i don't want to feel like i'm ****ing a 10 year old
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#24
How i do it is at the start of every month or 3 weeks, i lob the whole bloody lot off...and let it grow to a medium size dbush, then repeat. CBA trimming every few days. So anywoman who has the privilege to look at my funbit gets the best of both worlds
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#25
Quote by steee21
But they arent pubes


What are pubes?

Hair that grows upon the onset of puberty...

When do Armpit and chest hair grow?

Upon the onset of puberty...

That's not really a coincidence you know...
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#26
Quote by oscar666
if one was to trim
what would be the best way to do it??

Battery acid, that's a good remover.
Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#27
Quote by merfsullivan
What are pubes?

Hair that grows upon the onset of puberty...

When do Armpit and chest hair grow?

Upon the onset of puberty...

That's not really a coincidence you know...

They don't grow in the pubic region though.
#28
Quote by merfsullivan
What are pubes?

Hair that grows upon the onset of puberty...

When do Armpit and chest hair grow?

Upon the onset of puberty...

That's not really a coincidence you know...

Im 17 and am yet to have any chest hair other than the snail trail near my belly button
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#29
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
Im 17 and am yet to have any chest hair other than the snail trail near my belly button

Maybe 'cos you're Asian?
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#30
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Maybe 'cos you're Asian?

I dont regret my username for nothing you know.
Quote by MoshPitRock
ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#31
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
I dont regret my username for nothing you know.

/visits profile

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#34
Preferably trimmed rather short on me. On the girls, as long as it's not a god damn forest down there, it's awwwright.
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#35
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
Im 17 and am yet to have any chest hair other than the snail trail near my belly button


That's because you're asian.
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#36
I trim. My hair down there is blonde anyway. And I don't care if girls have hair down there.
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#38
Quote by dann_blood
Preferably trimmed rather short on me. On the girls, as long as it's not a god damn forest down there, it's awwwright.



Haha, as long as it feels like you actually having sex and not doing a spot of orienteering...i can live with that on a woman.
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#39
That's ok, I was just making that up.

60% of the time that works everytime....
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#40
Trim them back every so often so your dick doesnt look like a cocktail sausage in a nest.


Apart from that, girls should have fun removing pubes from inbetween their teeth
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