#1
hey everyone...I was wondering what everyone thinks would be decent punishment for this little bastard. First off though you should know the story. Two months ago I find out my 03 KTM 200EXC has been stolen during the night. I've only had this bike a few months and it's gone, along with my friend's WR250F. No idea who it could be, we file a police report and all that. We look for it but can never find anything, last week I gave up completely saying it was gone for good. Thursday afternoon I get a phone call saying it's been found and the police have it, I go to pick it up friday morning and am rather...shocked by it's current condition...
these are the before pictures....





and after two months this is what i find as my bike at the salvage yard...







i used to ride with the guy who did it, corey cooper, 17 years old, what do you think should happen to him for him doing this? oh and we found my friend's back about a month later....ditched in the woods behind my house, we figure they couldn't get it started
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#2
i'd kill.

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#3
Aw dude that sucks.

I'm just gonna provide the general Pit answers:
Rape mother/sister
Eat girl, f*ck bike, sell pizza
call him "Corey Pooper"
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#4
What would you do,
If your son was at home,
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry,
And the only way to feed him is to,
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money,
And his daddy's gone,
Somewhere smoking rock now,
In and out of lock down,
I aint gotta job now,
So for you this is just a good time,
But for me this is what I call life.
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#5
um, sue him? beat the **** out of him? make him pay for fixing the bike? then beat the **** out of him again?
#6
I was thinking the same thing, bazooka, when I saw the name of the thread
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#7
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Aw dude that sucks.

I'm just gonna provide the general Pit answers:
Rape mother/sister
Eat girl, f*ck bike, sell pizza
call him "Corey Pooper"


thank you for that, "Corey Pooper" is by far the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I lol'd. If the little punk bastard wasn't in jail, yes, I'd kill him.
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#8
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What would you do,
If your son was at home,
Crying all alone on the bedroom floor,
Cause he's hungry,
And the only way to feed him is to,
Sleep with a man for a little bit of money,
And his daddy's gone,
Somewhere smoking rock now,
In and out of lock down,
I aint gotta job now,
So for you this is just a good time,
But for me this is what I call life.


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#9
Kill Kill KILL KILL KILL ****ING KILL!


seriously I would break his arms, his nose, his legs (slowly) then take a dump and fap on him.
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So how long is he in for?


Not sure, they haven't even set a trial date. My guess is no longer than 11 months 29 days, because the police around here like that and with that sentence theres no chance of parole. I'm sure he'll have to pay for all the $1500 worth of damage he caused, yet it'll probably in payments of around $20 a month with my luck. -_-
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#15
wait a bit so that no one links you with it but then late at night do little things to his stuff not much a spark plug removal here slashed tire here just make his life a little harder. and just keep on making him more and more pissed off.
#16
Oh man. Are you gonna get some new graphics for it?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#17
He's in jail and he's gonna pay for the damages then you do nothing. Why blow it, you'll end up in jail yourself.
#20
Make him pay for the damage he caused to it, then buy a new bike and ride it by the jail every day whilst flipping him off.
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#21
That sucks man. How much did it cost?

I would go visit him in jail and throw rocks at him.
#22
id like to tell you what id do but the last time i typed charles manson, rape, and throbing huge member in a post i got banned ..........****
#23
I got an idea!

Anonymously mail him a tube of anal lube once a week while he's in jail.

Torment him like this relentlessly.
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#26
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Oh man. Are you gonna get some new graphics for it?


yep, right now the damage is as follows and what we're going to need...just put replace in front of everything and thats what it'll take to fix it
headlight
computer
all new plastics
gas tank
brake light
silencer
rear brake pedal
radiator shrouds
number plates
front brake lever
barkbusters
fork seals
rear fender
rear shock(maybe)
not sure about the internals of the engine, haven't cranked it but twice since we got it back and it seems to run alright
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#27
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Kill Kill KILL KILL KILL ****ING KILL!


seriously I would break his arms, his nose, his legs (slowly) then take a dump and fap on him.

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