Poll: would you fight a guy with no pants on?
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View poll results: would you fight a guy with no pants on?
Yes
53 52%
No
38 38%
dick butt.
48 48%
Voters: 101.
#1
Lets say that you got in a fight with this guy. But, he wasn't wearing any pants at all. No underwear or anything. Would you fight him?
I'm not too sure of what I would do. So, I came to the pit.
#3
What? where did you think of this? yeah i would fight him, if he was trying to kill me, i'd pull his dick off, call me gay but i am ripping someones dick off with my bare hands, thats pretty non-gay if you ask me.
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#4
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Why the hell would you be in that situation?


I didn't say I wanted to be in that situation.
Anything is possible.
#5
Quote by donender
What? where did you think of this? yeah i would fight him, if he was trying to kill me, i'd pull his dick off, call me gay but i am ripping someones dick off with my bare hands, thats pretty non-gay if you ask me.


My friend brought it up when we were drunk last night.
#6
Quote by ANTHRAX†
My friend brought it up when we were drunk last night.

Your friend wants to be more than that, methinks.
#8
Of course, I'd fight him.
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#11
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Of course, I'd fight him.

You know that most fights end up on the ground right?
#13
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My friend brought it up when we were drunk last night.

I think your friend is angling for a live-action re-enactment of a particular scene from Borat. You know which one.
#14
No, I would not fight him.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#18
I'd kick his naked ass.
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#19
Oh yeah, what kind of shirt is he wearing? you said he is not wearing any pants, so the shirt must still be on, i think that would affect my desicion.
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#21
I try to avoid fights, but if I really had to fight him or die, then sure I would. I'd just avoid facing the wrong way, if you catch my drift (assuming the whole stigma here is that the man I'm fighting is a gay rapist...)

Anyway, I'm going to vote all three in the poll.
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#22
Not unless he was Beowulf.
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#23
I'd kick his ass, pants or no pants.
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#24
Yes but only if I had something that I could use to chop it off. My teeth not included, ew.
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#25
Quote by ANTHRAX†
Lets say that you got in a fight with this guy. But, he wasn't wearing any pants at all. No underwear or anything. Would you fight him?
I'm not too sure of what I would do. So, I came to the pit.


Either TS or someone you know got involved in a gay-rape situation and is now trying how to have handled the situation instead of letting the big hairy pirate have his way.
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#26
It'd make it easier to punch him in the nads, plus it would hurt more since he doesn't have jeans or shorts to cover it. I guess I would if I was into fighting and had a reason to fight him.
#30
Gun. You'd win the fight and wouldn't have to touch him either.
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#33
Quote by severed-metal
Yes, dick butt.

Also, i'd just yank his wang off.

It's not gay, it's just too masculine.


But what if it doesn't come off the first time? Would you continue yanking?
#34
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But what if it doesn't come off the first time? Would you continue yanking?



My heart says no. But my hand says yes.
#36
I remember reading this news article about this robber that was in this guy's house and got in a fight with the guy who lived there. Then, in the course of the fight, the burglar lost all of his clothes and ran out the door and everyone in the neighborhood chased him.

I can't find it now though, it's pissing me off.
#38
I'd yank his dick. That's what happens to faggots who fight me.

.... waaaaaait.