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#1
So I was thinking and...my generation is going to have 80-year-olds driving around blaring things like "**** Tha Police" and "I Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass" out of their car stereos, annoying everyone. What a silly thought.

PS - I'm a little high, but that's not the important thing. The important thing is...somehow discuss music and old people.
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#4
We're not going to go around blasting "I Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass", when we're 80 we're going to realize blink-182 sucks, as if we didn't know now.
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#6
I think the white guys doing it will realise their actually white when they grow up :P
#7
No, Wesley definitely did "Suck A Cheetah's Dick," but Blink-182 did "I Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass." The big differences were that Wesley Willis was black and Blink-182 was a terrible band.
#8
Nah, I don't see it happening.

It'll be like what happened to our parents (my parents, at least). They used to listen to rock n' roll, but now my mom will only listen to country.
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#10
i'd just like to see an 80 year old dude, blasting some grindcore outta his car lol
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#11
i get your idea, thou the examples are bad lol

people like that exists already, some change their attitude while getting older, some dont but adapt not to be so obscene, only thing i am certain that will change is that this "new generation" growing now will be more open-minded about stuff
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#12
Most likely not.

I for one don't plan on changing my musical taste and will be blasting music when I'm 80.
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#13
The ****heads that listen to that **** now will be deaf by the time we are 80... Meanwhile I will blare Rush and Metallica out my car, like I do now
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#14
I will be listening to metal my whole life. I don't think I cant possibly imagine myself liking anything else other than metal at whatever age.
#15
The song titles were just for a general reference point of content. I was just thinking...there are plenty of older people I see now how blare 60s and 70s music, I can only assume the kinds of things my generation will blare from their stereos when they're old.
#16
I love that song.


I wanna **** a dog in the ass
I wanna **** a dog in the ass


heeeeeeeee wants to **** a dong in the ass.


Blink was a great band.

But I will be driving around blasting Punk Rocks to piss of all the young Techno/Shred future kids.
#17
I'm writing instructions for all my family and friends that if they ever catch me listening to Keane they're to kill me.
#18
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I will be listening to metal my whole life. I don't think I cant possibly imagine myself liking anything else other than metal at whatever age.


Double negative makes that sentence kinda confusing, but anyway how many 80 year olds blast music and still drive?
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The big differences were that Wesley Willis was black and Blink-182 was a terrible band.




I might sig that...

Anyway, we won't. The majority of us will get into different music/stop liking music altogether by then. There will be one or two though. Although we won't blare it out of our cars. So either way... yeah.
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#20
i have to admit, i wish i saw old people blasting music like that today. when im old im going to try to be as funny as i can for younger people. nobody likes boring old people.
#21
think about it though... its sorta true with what they're saying..
when we have kids and they're teenagers were gonna be listening to the music we do today and when we're on the computer....
omg no way lol..
shez lke 40smthin n still doin dat w/e
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#23
i think i'd be funny
i'd do that just to piss off my kids...


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We're not going to go around blasting "I Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass", when we're 80 we're going to realize blink-182 sucks, as if we didn't know now.


Blink 182 is awesome...Metallica are the ones sucking bigtime...

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#25
And furthermore, Susan, wouldn't it be hilarious to see a grandfatherly figure driving down the road while texting on a cell phone?
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i'd just like to see an 80 year old dude, blasting some grindcore outta his car lol



i can see some grandpa in an oldsmobile, going about 25 mph, in a 50 zone listening to carcass
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#27
I get strange looks blasting out Trivium. If they stare at me long enough I flip drool at them.
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#28
You are an ancient hero. Just what this land needs, as Zelda has just been kidnapped again. ****in' A!
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We're not going to go around blasting "I Wanna **** A Dog In The Ass", when we're 80 we're going to realize blink-182 sucks, as if we didn't know now.

I will blast blink when I am 80, if I live that long. MARK MY WORD!
#30
When I'm 80 (in another 38 years) I'm actualy looking forward to being pushed around in a chair everywhere and being spoon fed. It'll be just like being a little kid again.
#31
I don't think Blink, but if I live to 80 (even though I won't) I surely will be blasting NWA in my car.

f*ck tha police, comin straight form the underground
a young n*gga got it bad cause I'm brown.
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heeeeeeeee wants to **** a dong in the ass.




Wow. How would he do that?
#33
He probably wouldn't. But I mean...it kinda works like...he just whips it out and sticks it in the dog's butt. Simple science, really.
#35
I can't wait till I'm the 80 year old who listens to Emperor. I'll be such a badass.
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#36
WIll anyone from UG live to be 80? I think we would bring on our own extinction through masturbation and AIDS

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#37
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The ****heads that listen to that **** now will be deaf by the time we are 80... Meanwhile I will blare Rush and Metallica out my car, like I do now



But I thought people listening to that **** were going to be deaf
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i can see some grandpa in an oldsmobile, going about 25 mph, in a 50 zone listening to carcass



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#39
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NO hes not, he judging by his positive contributions to the drug thread, i would say quite the opposite. Plus he is a fan of REAL hardcore.
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The other day when I was downtown I saw an old man at a payphone and wondered: what will I do when I'm that old, spend my days at a payphone? I really couldn't imagine myself being that old.
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