#2
I killed a man once after he laughed at my haircut.

edit: why don't you tell us your revenge stories?
#5
An old woman accidentally hit me with her walking stick when she limped past...
...I pushed her in front of a car.
I regret nothing.
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#6
I flick people's ears for revenge.


It hurts more than you'd think.
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#8
I do understand now why they voted you worst thread starter..


And no, they are mine
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#10
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An old woman accidentally hit me with her walking stick when she limped past...
...I pushed her in front of a car.
I regret nothing.

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#12
This guy punched me in the face so I pushed him down a hill covered in stinging nettles.

Wait...

Maybe those events happened in a different order...

I REGRET NOTHING!
#13
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Once I took revenge on someone.

This is the only one that came close to being funny.
two and a half men.
#15
Are you really surprised you got voted worst threadstarter? I mean, seriously, they're terrible, no offence.

Anyway, revenge? Once in 9th grade this guy I was friends with told me he was gay and tried to make out with me, I popped that bitch right in the jaw Good times, good times.

Oh, and then I hung him from the doorhandle by his boxers Goddd, that was fun
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#16
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


Does that count?
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#17
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I do understand now why they voted you worst thread starter..


And no, they are mine

Uh oh, she may perform some revenge on you.
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#18
I raped and killed a waiter because they gave me maryland clam chowder instead of new england, I then proceded to burn his house down and have sex with his wife, repeatedly. She enjoyed it.

Seriously, I was hanging out with two buddies, and I fell asleep. They went to the kitchen and got out the shot glasses and made me a disgusting concoction of gatoraide, ranch dressing, hot sauce, vodka (I can't stand the taste of it) and soap, and woke me up and in my daze told me to drink it... which I did. (I had no idea what I was doing) So, when I vomited after their drink they made me, I came out of the back with the trashcan and dumped my vomit all over the inside of the one guys pillow case. It was black, so you couldn't really notice a stain or anything, just a wet spot on the pillow, which he didn't notice! Epic lulz insued when we all decided to sleep. He jumped onto the couch when we were all going to crash, and it leaked out of the edge of the pillow and got all over his face.
#20
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inb4killedfamily/madechili

Hahaha southpark.

I killed this guys parents for not giving me 10 bucks...

And I got his parents and turned them into chili and fed it to him.
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#22
I once got slapped by a black kid
so I slapped him back
then he punched me
I didn't hit back
we both got a day of ISD

go figure
#24
A guy at my office ridiculed me for being late to work, so s he was sitting down i wheeled the chair away and he fell flat on his ass. And the whole office lol'd. Pretty hardcore.
#26
She wouldn't make him a sandwich...





HIS revenge was sweet
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#27
a girl once kicked me.. I kicked her back soooo damn hard


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#28
Quote by petrina_678
OMG!


THAT WAS GREAT! wow!

I can see why you won worst thread starter.

It wasn't me but people took revenge on you, by voting you worst threadstarter.
#30
this school wannabe teacher kept on being a douche and didn't wanna teach us properly, he just asked us question we didn't know the answer to.

So we overloaded his brain with nonsense till he eventually started crying.

wasn't so rough when you look at it, but was hilarious at that time.

Making a teacher cry is sweet revenge.

Also once I pissed in some guys shoes after he was a douche.

Made another guy drink my piss told him it was lemonade, he was sweating (playing sports) so he didn't bother to check. Well wasn't revenge, we just hated him.
#31
i told my mom i ate all my broccoli but i actually threw it again.


that'll teach her....
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#32
I raped one my friends(female) after she "borrowed" my Ozzy Osbourne sweat shirt.
Good times, good times.
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#33
I just got a huge ball of phlegm(spelling?) in my Stepdads iced tee and stirred
#34
i turned my guitar amp up really loud, placed it byy my friends bed while they were asleep and played given up by linkin park
#36
Quote by Ralbert07
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


Does that count?

BOY MEETS WORLD FTW!!!!

yeah one time some guy asked me for the time.. i slit his throat and anally raped his dead corpse and then found his wallet with his address and burned his house down while violating his wife, kids and goldfish.. i tell you, the nerve of ppl today, but dont fear i gave him the necessary retribution
#37
I once killed a mans family, and made a stew out of his children, which i fed to him.
#38
Quote by Noyon999
She wouldn't make him a sandwich...





HIS revenge was sweet



I don't think anyone can top that.
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#39
Quote by Noyon999
She wouldn't make him a sandwich...





HIS revenge was sweet


Win.
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