#1
Ok WHAT made you decided to watch porn in the first place?
(how did you even know it existed)

Why did you feel compelled to watch porn?

When did you first watch porn...?

And if you have never watched porn...WHY?

#3
Quote by petrina_678
Ok WHAT made you decided to watch porn in the first place?
(how did you even know it existed)

Horniness, teh interbutts..


Why did you feel compelled to watch porn?
My feral instincts

When did you first watch porn...?
WAAAAAAY to long to remember..


And if you have never watched porn...WHY?





#5
Because I have found a way to watch attractive women clothes-less without trying.


which I have majorly failed btw when I actually try...
#6
Ok WHAT made you decided to watch porn in the first place?
(how did you even know it existed)

It's rather hard to escape it on the internet. I decided to start watching it as I am an aspiring film critic. Sadly, Jonathan Ross refused to read my reviews on his program on BBC1

Why did you feel compelled to watch porn?

Because I'm a miserable git with the social skills of a grizzly bear that has insomnia. As such, most actual real life females either won't come near me, or will have me arrested if I approach them. This means I am forced to seek other pleasures.

When did you first watch porn...?

I have no recollection of the event in question.
#7
Quote by petrina_678
Ok WHAT made you decided to watch porn in the first place?
(how did you even know it existed)

Why did you feel compelled to watch porn?

When did you first watch porn...?

And if you have never watched porn...WHY?




why do I play guitar?
cause it's t3h pwn
why do I watch porn?
cause it's t3h pwn and it's no effort at all
#8
Porn is the reason why the internet is so successful. Without porn the internet would not be here.

Which is great !..........its fun. its a good learning curve too.
#9
It's got naked people. Naked people are hawt.
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#10
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It's got naked people. Naked people are hawt.

In my porn they wear 17 layers of clothing. That's pretty hawt.

EDIT: I totally thought this was the "what type of porn do you watch?" thread.

I like it cause it's easier to fap to than imagining your own sex scenes
Last edited by OrangePossum at Jun 22, 2008,
#11
hmm...I'm being asked about porn by a girl...interesting...
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#12
I like something good to splooge over.
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#15
I don't know, but I've just noticed that there are 3 porn-related threads in the Pit
(first page only).
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#17
I first saw my older brother's Playboy's when I was around 5 or 6. I knew I liked those naked ladies but I didn't know why.

I first saw some old black and white "stag films" back when I was 13. They belonged to the Dad of this older kid I knew. One day the kid's parent were out and the kid charged the neighborhood kids a buck to watch a bunch of them. They were pretty nasty. Stuff from the 50's 60's and 70's and pretty hardcore and weird.

I don't think I saw porn much after that until they started having it for rent in the video stores and I knew someone 18 who could get it.

Now I just use the internet. It's free and easier.

edit oh yeah why do I watch it? How else am I going to see hot girls getting off? I'm married hahaha Before that I didn't always have an easy time hooking up so porn took the place of that. Must be nice to be a hot girl that can get it any time she likes.
Last edited by GoDrex at Jun 22, 2008,
#18
is it officially porn day on UG?
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is it officially porn day on UG?


It should be... every day...

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