#1
I've seriously thought about it a couple of times to do it professionally or just as a way to earn some extra cash when I turn 18, but the AIDS outbreaks scare the **** out of me. How about you guys?
#2
no way.

People might say women are used in porn as pieces of meat.

but the real truth is..its the mans penis which is simply a muscle used.

Pretty harsh. Not many people want to see a naked man.
#3
I've been offered, but I thought that if I entered the swedish porn business they wouldn't take me seriously over in america.
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#4
14 year olds can't do legal porn
lol
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#5
I'd be down for some amateur porn. I find it fookin funny most of the time.
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#6
WTF is it with all the porn threads? Jeeeez, go jack off and shut up about it already.

On topic, yes, I would, I may just be a "muscle", as someone stated, but damn, banging hot chicks for money? It's almost like the wrong way around : Who wouldn't?
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My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

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#8
In case you're male, you won't make much money with hetero porn. If you want to make some cash, you'll have to do gay porn.

EDIT:
Before I forget - this is what came to my mind when reading the thread title:

Last edited by TheQuailman at Jun 22, 2008,
#9
Quote by Kensai
I've been offered, but I thought that if I entered the swedish porn business they wouldn't take me seriously over in america.


How come?
#10
Quote by Eric 666
I've seriously thought about it a couple of times to do it professionally or just as a way to earn some extra cash when I turn 18, but the AIDS outbreaks scare the **** out of me. How about you guys?

You need a big d!ck for that...
Anyway, I don't know, but I've just noticed that there are 3 porn-related threads in the Pit
(first page only).


EDIT:
Quote by TheQuailman
In case your male, you won't make much money with hetero porn. If you want to make some cash, you'll have to do gay porn.

Hey! It was in a Nip/Tuck episode where the kid who smokes meth is broke so he gets offered to do gay movies!
He didn't do it, btw..
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Thoughts about new naked airport scanner?

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#11
well a good porn director would check the background of their actors to make sure that there aren't any std 's that could be passed throughout the making of the movie so i wouldst worry its when you get into the really low budget dirty looking porn that i would be concerned about
#12
Quote by nutmeg_trippin'
You need a big d!ck for that...
Anyway, I don't know, but I've just noticed that there are 3 porn-related threads in the Pit
(first page only).


EDIT:

Hey! It was in a Nip/Tuck episode where the kid who smokes meth is broke so he gets offered to do gay movies!
He didn't do it, btw..


Who says I dont have one Funny when I created this one, there were only 2, then when I refreshed the page, BAM! I saw the third one of the porn questions.
#13
Quote by Eric 666
How come?


They don't take the swedish porn business seriously. I don't want that stigma on me if I apply to any american porn business.
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#14
I would but then.... I realise that I dont want to catch anything.

Or give anyone anything...
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#15
My mate is doing a porno sometime this year and he asked me to write the soundtrack.
Given the disgusting lack of decent music in modern porn, I agreed.
#17
Quote by Retro Rocker
My mate is doing a porno sometime this year and he asked me to write the soundtrack.
Given the disgusting lack of decent music in modern porn, I agreed.

Make it like uber-fast power metal so that the actors are lik wtf and have to bang really fast. Maybe that red sock thing'll happen Then post it on teh yewtoobs (Y)
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My new hero. Anyone willing to use lethal martial arts against hxc kids is amazing.

That's me

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my penis has a restraining order against me because i beat it

#18
Quote by Lostprophets$$$
Make it like uber-fast power metal so that the actors are lik wtf and have to bang really fast. Maybe that red sock thing'll happen Then post it on teh yewtoobs (Y)

I've already got it all planned out
#19
Quote by Eric 666
Who says I dont have one

lol, I've just noticed your 'custom user title'
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It's our little online utopia where we smoke with folks from the far corners of the world and say things like "I'm high, heheehehe."

Quote by Ed Hunter

Thoughts about new naked airport scanner?

^
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brb applying for job at airport

#20
Quote by Kensai
They don't take the swedish porn business seriously. I don't want that stigma on me if I apply to any american porn business.


Ahh, fair enough, but does it necesarily have to be the swedish? damn...that's pretty discriminatory.
#21
Quote by Lostprophets$$$
WTF is it with all the porn threads? Jeeeez, go jack off and shut up about it already.

On topic, yes, I would, I may just be a "muscle", as someone stated, but damn, banging hot chicks for money? It's almost like the wrong way around : Who wouldn't?
That's soviet russia for you...... wait...... Or is that prostitutes?
#22
Quote by psyks
That's soviet russia for you...... wait...... Or is that prostitutes?


Yes that would be the soviet russia of prostitution.
#23
I tried to enter the pr0n indsutry. They said my penis was TOO large. They made me get an erection, and I swung it around and knocked some chick out. The only woman that could fit my wang into her vajayjay was Paris Hilton.
#25
I actually have entered the adult entertainment business somewhat, but from a producer's stance. When I'm done with school I either wanna become an entrepreneur, a photographer or a film producer focusing on music and travel documentaries. Starting out as a adult film producer is a great way to gain experience when it comes to editing, lighting, working with models, etc.. It's also fairly easy to get into since you don't need to much capital to start.
#26
Kjell

The only reason why the american porn industry laughs at the swedish porn industry is because swedish men have tiny penises...

>_>

<_<
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#27
Quote by Eric 666
Yes that would be the soviet russia of prostitution.

What a sick and twisted society... Ugh, it makes me sick.
#28
Quote by Guitardude19
Kjell

The only reason why the american porn industry laughs at the swedish porn industry is because swedish men have tiny penises...

>_>

<_<


I feel sorry for Kensai then J/K Kensai we all love you...


We secretly hate you
#29
Ofcouse. I get paid to let a girl suck my dick, isn't that the American Dream?
#30
Quote by Eric 666
I feel sorry for Kensai then J/K Kensai we all love you...


We secretly want to use your fudge tunnel


Edit: fixed for my pleasure

He doesn't have a small penis!

>.>

<.<

Uhhh..
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#31
Quote by imdeth
He doesn't have a small penis!

>.>

<.<

Uhhh..


He does... He tried to rape me but failed cause it couldnt reach..


Kjell, I <3 u really
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#34
Quote by imdeth
i'm sure Kensai wouldn't approve of us talking about his penis.


He would... He lets me touch it.

Wait what!?

>_>

<_<
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#35
Quote by Ergin
Ofcouse. I get paid to let a girl suck my dick, isn't that the American Dream?


Well, the american dream would be paying to put a weenie in your mouth.


/fat joke


i sawwy..
#36
No, I'd never enter the industry. First of all, I have more respect for myself. Second of all, I don't reach the 8 inch penis minimum length that is required.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#37
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14 year olds can't do legal porn
lol


Exactly. You can't do legal porn. So do illegal porn. lol
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#38
Quote by Foible776
Exactly. You can't do legal porn. So do illegal porn. lol


Yes, its the only way.
#39
Quote by Foible776
Exactly. You can't do legal porn. So do illegal porn. lol

Oh he can! Just pull a McLovin. The name even fits perfectly, that cannot be a coincidence.
#40
Me and my mate were out having a smoke when two Irish guys asked us to do a gay porno.

I was tempted.

is he joking? is he serious?