#1
I have the real urge to pee..

even though i've just been 4 times

and it hurts when i go..

any ideas ? :S

oh and no i don't have teh aids.. and teh mudkips can't help =/
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#3
sounds like a urinary tract infection.

go to your doctor and he'll probably give you some antibiotics to clear it up.

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#6
Go to the doctor.

You could have:
- Urinary Tract Infection
- Kidney Infection
- Urethritis
- Chlamydia
- Hydronephrosis
- Trichomoniasis
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#7
This is entirely normal. This always happens. Don't go to a doctor, it is a waste of time, and the doctor will probably be pissed at you for wasting his time.

Also, drinking this urine is good nourishment, but you have to drink it straight away (ie don't put it in a cup first)
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#11
Cheers guys
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#13
Even though kids in a sandbox might indicate otherwise, it is unwise to stuff objects in there.

On a more serious note, it should be gone tomorrow if it isn't a full blown infection.
#14
im suprised no one has said anything about fapping
but its natural. ive had the same problem once
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just try and ignore while pissing
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#15
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Go to the doctor.

You could have:
- Urinary Tract Infection
- Kidney Infection
- Urethritis
- Chlamydia
- Hydronephrosis
- Trichomoniasis

or teh aidz


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Quote by cjblack532
Go to the doctor.

You could have:
- Urinary Tract Infection
- Kidney Infection
- Urethritis
- Chlamydia
- Hydronephrosis
- Trichomoniasis


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#18
Quote by Dylan_IE
Even though kids in a sandbox might indicate otherwise, it is unwise to stuff objects in there.

On a more serious note, it should be gone tomorrow if it isn't a full blown infection.


happened a few times..

yeah i may go to the doctor =/
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#19
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
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Why does it hurt...
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#21
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This is entirely normal. This always happens. Don't go to a doctor, it is a waste of time, and the doctor will probably be pissed at you for wasting his time.

Also, drinking this urine is good nourishment, but you have to drink it straight away (ie don't put it in a cup first)


Agreed.
Also, don't drink any water. This just worsens the stinging.
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#22
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i had that when i was about 9 years old...
go to the doctor, unfortunately they are all men...

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#23
Quote by cjblack532
Go to the doctor.

You could have:
- Urinary Tract Infection
- Kidney Infection
- Urethritis
- Chlamydia
- Hydronephrosis
- Trichomoniasis

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#26
If it is not gone by tomorrow, go to the doctor. If it does go away, it was just a minor bladder infection.
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Enlarged prostate *nods*
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#29
That's weird, because I've never had a UTI, but sometimes it happens after masturbating. Usually where there is gratuitous amounts of water (shower). If that makes any sense.

What I mean is that if you get water in the urethra, that can happen.
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#30
Definitely sounds like a UTI. I've had it happen a couple times. Just take a couple of ibuprofens, it should be gone in a few hours, if not you should probably see a doctor.
#31
and this is why u dont fap in the shower...
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#33
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I have the real urge to pee..

even though i've just been 4 times

and it hurts when i go..

any ideas ? :S

oh and no i don't have teh aids.. and teh mudkips can't help =/

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Its because you touch yourself at night
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