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After i do the deed, i always have to pee. and it feels wierd when i do. is this normal? and what is the cause? i'm just wondering
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Thornography had this thread. I agree though, you gotta clean the pipes, so to speak.

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#5
no, your body does something with a valve that shuts off the peeing tube when you, ya know. so its normal. thank you freshman year health class.
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#11
You're draining/burning out the semen.
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You cant pee right after you're done, it takes a couple of minutes so the brain knows you're not expelling semen, and then it opens up the way for urine. Otherwise you'd be able to pee while doing it. But apparently its good to pee after the deed because it cleans the vas deferens (the tubes) and keeps everything in tiptop shape. So you get the feeling, but you cant do it right away, you have to chill until you're done, and then do it, because it like a self cleaner.
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that made no sense whatsoever.



it means this is a really stupid thread and kinda gay

.. maybe its just me but i dont really see why this topic has to be brung up:S
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#18
I don't feel the need to pee . Is it normal?
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But I also have this sensation...then I try to go and I'm like "WTF! Get out of me uran!"


uran...

You mean urine right?


Also yes its normal, and good to do. Gets all the semen out of there.
#21
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no, your body does something with a valve that shuts off the peeing tube when you JACK OFF so its normal. thank you freshman year health class.

Fixed.
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#23
I usually have a piss before wanking, so I don't accidentally piss myself while wanking.


But pissing after wanking, now that's hard, pissing with a massive Italian erection isn't easy.
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#24
bad news, you have AIDS.
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pissing with a massive Italian erection isn't easy

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#26
Don't people have like... real friends to ask questions like these?
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I usually have a piss before wanking, so I don't accidentally piss myself while wanking.


But pissing after wanking, now that's hard, pissing with a massive Italian erection isn't easy.



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Often times, I pee just to clear the pipes...rub the very tip of the head, slowly.
#28
peeing after wanking *while erect* is like an extremely long orgasm...
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#29
i always find its a refreshing feeling
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#30
It's never normal.
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#31
I piss after almost every time (unless it's been a fapping-heavy day). Which reminds me...
*heads to bathroom*
#32
I usually have to piss afterwords. One downer is that the stream tends to fork the first piss after a wank.
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#33
Yeah, I even sometimes miss the toilet when I do right right after I jerk it cause it just comes spraying out sometimes. o.0
And I mean that in the best possible way.
#34
i often do, and i prefer it that way. they say that you should pee after sex, too, because it supposedly helps prevent Urinary Tract Infections.
#35
Miss the toilet everytime.
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Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
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#37
It always stings a little at first. It's just cleaning.
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#38
Hey, good way to clean out the system!
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#39
i get it as well, it takes me a while though. but me system needs to be cleaned out, and the valves opened
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#40
When I was younger I never felt the need to piss right after, but now that I have been drinking lots of juice every day for a couple years I piss many times a day and always right after a wank.

This thread makes me want to pee.
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