Its for real, if you havnt heard the news yet-- The comidian George Carlin is dead at 71 from heart failure. Let's pay tribute and share our favorite Carlin jokes, shall we?
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Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
Damn really? He was a favorite of mine. He was getting old though.
the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard