#1
You're walking along the streets of the city during the night, a man comes up behind you and grabs you by the shoulder and tells you he has a weapon. No one is around to help you and he tells you if you scream or yell for help, he'll kill you. He wants you to come with him to the dark alley.

What do you do?
#3
Tell the pit.
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#4
use my special metacarpi whistle.
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#5
poop my pants?


but seriously, i'd probably just go along with it until he screws up and loosens his grip enough for me to make a break for it. Probably worth the risk, as they don't really expect you to make a break for it, and if it's a knife, you can probably jostle him enough to keep him from getting a good stab, and if it's a gun, you can probably knock his arm away from you to keep him from getting a good shot. and if it's a gun, he's usually not planning on using it, so if you run, he'll probably cut his losses and get the hell outta there.
#7
Give him a hug and say you love him
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#12
i challenge him to kill me.
Win win situation, if I die i won't have to take crap like that again.
If I live, i can decide my own death.
#16
barrel roll
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#17
lol
wait till he makes a mistake then stick him
if he dont show no weapon he dont have one
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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#18
Say "your hands are so rugged and mainly, then go on about some homo-erotic BDSM fantasy involving knife rape" hes sure to let go and run away.
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#21
Give him a taste of his own medicine and rape him first. See how he likes them apples.
#22
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Tell the pit.



I'd do exactly the same. even if i would have plans for suicide, career options, relationship, school etc. I'd tell it to the pit. even if i would bleed from my ass, I would tell it to the pit. I'm gonna make a song out of that -^
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#23
haha
"give me your wallet"
"dam your fine wanan come back to mine"
he'll be running
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#25
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act like i have a mental problem...

no one messes with the mentally ill!

I was actually thinking of posting that at the beginning of the thread but thought it's fairly mean on mentally ill people.
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#26
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Self destruct, killing him and myself. Then regenerate and come back a few episodes later to fight his son.


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