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#1
ok, did u guys no that it is illegal to preform oral state in 9 states?! WTF! or in some parts of illinois you cant get an errection in public!In York England if someone breaks into your house, you can only shoot him in the leg with a crossbow, anything else or anywhere else is considered illegal. Ok so back on subject, in arkansas it is actually illegal to pronounce it ar-kansas. In Kentucky it is illegal to sell buttermilk on sundays. What other stupid laws can you think of?
#2
There's somewhere in my state where it's on the books that a chicken may not cross the road.

Also, Kennesaw passed a law requiring all citizens to own a rake. Nearby Acworth passed an indentical law, to make fun of Kennesaw for passing something so silly.
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In York England if someone breaks into your house, you can only shoot him in the leg with a crossbow, anything else or anywhere else is considered illegal.

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#5
in connecticut, it's illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

true story.
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#6
Homosexuel acts are outlawed in numerous states.
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#7
its illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth, Sesketchawan (sp?). and in some country, suicide is punishable by death
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#8
Stupidest?
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#10
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suicide is punishable by death


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#12
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There was one a few years back that got corrected, where in Chester, England you could legally kill a Welshman in the castle with a crossbow after 9pm i think.

*gets crossbow+sheep and goes to Chester*
#14
the speed limit is 65 mph on the turnpike and 55 mph on I-95 and highways that dont specify.
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#15
TV tax in the UK dumbest law ever
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#16
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Stupidest?
/grammar&spellingnazi

Actually, stupidest is a word... Stop trying to act smart.

Here's a couple.

In Los Angeles, It is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.
In West Virgina, if any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offense
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#17
biking without hands is punishable in Belgium.. caus its catagorised as a suicide attempt


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#19
my geography teacher had a bunch of these taped on his wall.
like:
in hawaii you cont walk around with pennys in you ears.
in some other states( i cant remember which) you cant get a fish drunk, eat in a burning building, walk around with an ice cream cone in your pocket, and others i cant remember.
#20
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TV tax in the UK dumbest law ever

There wouldn't be TV without it...
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#21
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to sell things on a Sunday unless they're sold with carrots. I read that somewhere anyway.
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#23
i was told a stupid law in work yesterday by this girl that studied law in school... apprently its illegal for 2 gay people to have sex in a house if theres other people there

but if it was 2 stright people, then its ok if other people are in the house
#24
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biking without hands is punishable in Belgium.. caus its catagorised as a suicide attempt


I do that all the time...Glad I don't live in Belgium .
#26
its illegal to have sex on a parked motocycle in london.
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#27
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TV tax in the UK dumbest law ever


No actually it's not. It ensures there's generally decent programmes on the BBC and no adverts either. I do not want stupid American-style advert breaks every ten minutes like ITV, C4 and 5.
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#28
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in connecticut, it's illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

true story.

Myth, I'm in CT and I've actually looked into that.

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the speed limit is 65 mph on the turnpike and 55 mph on I-95 and highways that dont specify.

I-95 goes all the way to florida?
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#29
In Texas it's illegal to shoot a buffalo with a rifle on Sunday from the second floor of a five story hotel.

In boston it's illegal to do handstands on the sidewalk (it scares horses)
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#30
I heard on the radio a while back that somewhere (i think alaska) that it is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving plane.
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#31
there's that one about how in the uk it's legal for a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman's helmet...and the other one about how policemen have to wear their helmets at all times.

so im presuming that - supposing he is allowed to remove the helmet in the first place - he has to put it back on when it's been pissed in.
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#32
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#33
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my geography teacher had a bunch of these taped on his wall.
like:
in hawaii you cont walk around with pennys in you ears.
in some other states( i cant remember which) you cant get a fish drunk, eat in a burning building, walk around with an ice cream cone in your pocket, and others i cant remember.

I don't know how true that one is, but that's NY. The law (if real) states that it is illegal to walk backwards down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket..... What?
Also, in NY, it is illegal to wear a jacket that does not match your pants on a Tuesday... Huh?
#34
in liverpool (maybe the whole of england not sure) its illegal to sell fish on a sunday cus ships used to dock on a friday so therefore the fish would have gone off by sunday as freezers had not been invented
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#35
I live in Indiana, and in Indiana it says you cannot sell liquer in a grocery story. Im pretty sure that in walmart that they have a full ile (how do you spell that... isle?) a full isle of alcohol and such... well maybe not liquer
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#36
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It's actually illegal to do anal in about 15 states.
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I live in Indiana, and in Indiana it says you cannot sell liquer in a grocery story. Im pretty sure that in walmart that they have a full ile (how do you spell that... isle?) a full isle of alcohol and such... well maybe not liquer

no, you can. i live in indiana too. ><
#39
In Iowa, horses are prohibited from eating fire hydrants. Here in Britain, pregnant women are allowed to pee in a policeman's helmet - if she really needs to go.
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#40
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I live in Indiana, and in Indiana it says you cannot sell liquer in a grocery story. Im pretty sure that in walmart that they have a full ile (how do you spell that... isle?) a full isle of alcohol and such... well maybe not liquer


Well, you need a licence to sell booze, which green grocers may not have where you live, but supermarkets obviously do have the licences to sell booze.

Duurhh e'erybody know dat.
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