#6


the anti-rape condom


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#9
...ONLY sex thread?
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#11
Quote by noxiosimitator


the anti-rape condom


You're a horrible person, I'm cringing at the sight of that.. it's sending shivers through my balls..

Now for the matter at hand, gotta go with Trojan.
#15
Quote by denizenz
Isn't that kind of self defeating?


No it is for a woman to use. *cringes with the thought of that object*.
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#17
Magnum Twisted Pleasure. Durex is all well and good until your d*ck dies and drops off from lack of circulation.
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You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
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#18
Quote by CobbZ
Durex Pleasuremax


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#19
Quote by nightraven
wtf. we're all virgins.


We don't want to get AIDS sexing up our hands do we?
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#20
Anything but lifestyles, don't trust them anymore.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


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I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#21
Quote by denizenz
Isn't that kind of self defeating?



I think you're supposed to keep it in you're ass just in case someone surprise rapes you...
D F O I N N T D
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Y O O R U
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#22
balloon. (deflated ofc)

or an empty crisp packet.

my gf has favourite flavours for it, she says they feel different.
#24
Quote by chrismacker


pwnt


Quite so old chap.

Especially since neither of us felt it break, so there was a good 15-20 minutes of dick slime getting all in her. Thank god I was feeling saucy and wanted to blow my load on her chest or I wouldn't have noticed.
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


Quote by Oroborous
I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#25
Quote by XxLloydxX
I think you're supposed to keep it in you're ass just in case someone surprise rapes you...

Because of course, everyone expects to be raped right?
#26
Quote by Oli_88
Because of course, everyone expects to be raped right?

well if you are a sexalicious mofo like i am, yes. yes you do expect to get raped.
#28
I see virgins

I've never liked those extra safe ones. I could never use those as they were so tight on my penis they would restrain the blood flow, making it floppy and someone sulky

I can't say I've used any which aren't Durex.
#29
The smallest kind I can get.
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#31
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#32
Trojan Magnum
Need fashion advice?

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#33
wow, very funny replies. in seriousness i'll say lifestyles ulta thin, just b/c sometimes it breaks and the chick doesn't notice until we're done.
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Me.

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