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#1
Funniest school escapade:
So, my friend is at school and in the middle of a lesson he go's to the toilet. he walks up to the door and hears like some loud bangs and voices. hesitating, he walks in.

He does a double-take.
up against the urinals, a disabled yr 11 (16 years old) is actually raping a ginger yr 8 (12ish). the yr 11 has climbed from his wheelchair and fallen on top of the yr 8, stifling his flailing arms and proceeded to insert his pen0r in side the yr 8.
absolutely ****ting bricks with laughter, shock and a mixture of the above, my friend runs from the room and tells a passing teacher.

now think for a second about that. hmmm.
a kid with multiple sclerosis who has general truoble controlling his limbs, on top of and in a ginger and his hot oven. lovely.

this actually happened a few months ago, and is the funniest ****ing thing iv ever seen in exeter (where i live). my mate had to write a report to the headteacher about what he saw etc.
both kids dont go the school anymore


think you can beat that? please share.
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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#2
Dude, you promised me you wouldn't tell!
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#5
Rape... it's the only way a ginger will get laid.
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#6
I bet I'm gonna be one of the only ones in the pit who thinks that's a horrible story and feels sorry for the poor girl boy. The one that got raped, I mean.

EDIT: Pit, I'm not gonna lie, I'm impressed. You seem to have grown a conscience while I was gone.
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#7
Wow... kids. I guess when you really want it nothing can stop you. Disgusting though.
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#8
its like a folk story round here now, anybody whos anybody knows about it.
Quote by horloko
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#9
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I bet I'm gonna be one of the only ones in the pit who thinks that's a horrible story and feels sorry for the poor girl.


Nah...I didn't find it funny at all.
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#10
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I bet I'm gonna be one of the only ones in the pit who thinks that's a horrible story and feels sorry for the poor girl.


sorry, maybe i didnt make that clear: they're both boys.
yep.
both.
Quote by horloko
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#11
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I bet I'm gonna be one of the only ones in the pit who thinks that's a horrible story and feels sorry for the poor girl.

I'm with this guy
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#12
a kid with multiple sclerosis who has general truoble controlling his limbs, on top of and in a ginger and his hot oven. lovely


This has to be the most disturbing thing I've ever pictured.... congratulations, you have beaten the rest of the pit today, I would give you a cookie, but I'm sure someone will top you.
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#13
Man do i feel like a loser for not finding that even slightly amusing.

poor girl
#14
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sorry, maybe i didnt make that clear: they're both boys.
yep.
both.



oh. well then......


but really. still not very funny. i feel really bad for that kid.
#16
I teacher was caught getting laid in my school. . .not so great.. . .

Umm, the old resistant materials teacher ****ed a 16 year old. . .he's fired and living with her now.
#17
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I bet I'm gonna be one of the only ones in the pit who thinks that's a horrible story and feels sorry for the poor girl boy. The one that got raped, I mean.

I find it ironic.
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#18
Exeter eh? Always thought there was something wrong with exeter. Now you've proved me right
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#20
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I bet I'm gonna be one of the only ones in the pit who thinks that's a horrible story and feels sorry for the poor girl boy. The one that got raped, I mean.



I'm with you on that.

Thats quite a rough story tbh.
Also, who says it was a girl? :S
#21
surely the dude getting raped could of stopped him if the guy raping him was disabled
#22
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Man do i feel like a loser for not finding that even slightly amusing.

poor girl


wow, guys seriously. is the pit not its usual harsh self today? is something wrong? i mean seriously, if you type the word rape in the searchbar, practically every thread the pit has ever produced would come up. *sighs*
Quote by horloko
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#24
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Nah...I didn't find it funny at all.


I didn't laugh either...
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#25
personally i didnt find it funny, its bizarre
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#27
Not funny by far. You suck.
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#30
fine. ill just **** off and let this thread die then.
laterz.
Quote by horloko
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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i have a huge schlong.

there you go.

i win
#31
Wow that's pretty sick that you and your friend find that funny.
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#32
wait how do u guys no the kid didnt want it???like maybe she likes it like that n shes a little freaky//ive heard some weird stuff just watch jerry springer lol
i wudnt classify as rape unless the kid didnt want it which i didnt get in the story
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#33
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You think thats funny?!

Wow...


Wow the word "funny" really looks cool with italics.
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#35
not fine. in fact it's disturbing...
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#36
that makes me want to vomit...
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#37
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BECUZ IT IS REAP LOL!



you almost made me laugh then. >__<

but yeah, that's horrible.
#38
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fine. ill just **** off and let this thread die then.
laterz.


I'm sorry, most of us don't find a 12 year old being raped amusing. Grow the fuck up.
#39
well thats only slightly ****ed *sarcasm* in a sense I guess it can be funny due to irony, in another sense it's disgusting, in ANOTHER sense its sad, in yet ANOTHER sense it can be perverted and sadistic...sooo, it can be funny depending who looks at it i find it ****ED
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#40
I ****ing have no heart, I found this hilarious

But TS, are you sure it wasn't you?....I mean buddy, you used some very descriptive words right there you know...
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