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#1
i think it should be a man law that any dude that knocks off another dude's hat deserves a swift kick to the genitalia
man law?


and so this isnt COMPLETELY pointless..
on a scale of 1-10, how pissed do you get when someone knocks your hat off your head?
im about an 8...its annoying as ****...
#2
I don't wear a hat. I knock them off others.
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#3
that really pisses me off
about a 9 for me
why can't they just not do it?
#4
If you wear a fitted hat and are ever around me, expect to get it knocked off. If it has a sticker on it, it will be knocked off repeatedly.
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that really pisses me off
about a 9 for me
why can't they just not do it?

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#7
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I don't wear a hat. I knock them off others.

well you go die
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you wear pants

if i depants you would you be pissed?

i mean...its essentially the exact same
#9
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#11
I hate it, it's not too bad when it's friends I guess, but when it's someone just walking along who knocks of my ****in' trilby hat I get so pissed, once I had to chase it down one of those escalator thing cos some ****er knocked it off
#12
I understand if you hit off a cap


thats just plain awesome.

extra points if the hat belongs to a chavs head.


but normal hats, its just out.
#13
Depends what kind of hat. If you look a twat then prepare to be dehatted.
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#14
Don't wear hats. But I agree completely. Why do people have to be so immature as to go and knock off another persons hat?
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well you go die
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you wear pants

if i depants you would you be pissed?

i mean...its essentially the exact same

Only if you're a dick head.

And I only do it to ball caps. If you have a "real" hat I'll leave it alone.
Oh and I also only do it to friends and kids I know.
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#16
im the same as jackal58, but i dont think it deserves a kick in the crotch though.

anyway, it cant jsut be a man law, women wear hats as well, and i knock their hats off as well
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#17
The only hats I knock off are those douchebag fitted hat wiggers and ******s wear.
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people who take my hats get hurt. someone threw one of my hats in my pond at a party and i ejected them from the party and threw their vodka at them. filthy skanks.
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im the same as jackal58, but i dont think it deserves a kick in the crotch though.

anyway, it cant jsut be a man law, women wear hats as well, and i knock their hats off as well

well you cant exactly knock of a woman's hat (at least a baseball cap)...most of the time they have a pony tail through the back so it just kinda falls back

and i wear one of those knitted hats most of the time cause baseball caps make my hair do sexual things
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well you cant exactly knock of a woman's hat (at least a baseball cap)...most of the time they have a pony tail through the back so it just kinda falls back

and i wear one of those knitted hats most of the time cause baseball caps make my hair do sexual things


true that, but i still do it anyway, although i dont do it often, to either gender, i only do it if i want to be an asshole
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#22
It's about a 5 for me,I can easily pick it up again. However,when they run away with it I am compelled to kick them in the shins.

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#23
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It's about a 5 for me,I can easily pick it up again. However,when they run away with it I am compelled to kick them in the shins.

OMG it pisses me off so bad when they run with it
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#24
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well you cant exactly knock of a woman's hat (at least a baseball cap)...most of the time they have a pony tail through the back so it just kinda falls back

and i wear one of those knitted hats most of the time cause baseball caps make my hair do sexual things

Nope don't do ladies. Just buds. And they know it's coming. At some point. Ya I'm a dick. I don't care. I usually end up buying anyways so that's the price of admission.

And btw you're about 30 minutes south of me.
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Nope don't do ladies. Just buds. And they know it's coming. At some point. Ya I'm a dick. I don't care. I usually end up buying anyways so that's the price of admission.

And btw you're about 30 minutes south of me.

haha i usually buy too >=[

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#27
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I understand if you hit off a cap


thats just plain awesome.

extra points if the hat belongs to a chavs head.


but normal hats, its just out.

This
#28
i agree with TS. only dbags do that anyway
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haha i usually buy too >=[

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I was just looking for a hat.
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#31
I agree. Whenever someone does that to me, I hit them with the hard knob thingy at the top of the hat. It hurts. I always wear hats at school, but didn't get mine knocked off too many times. But still, you mess with my hat, you will die a slow, painful, horrible death.
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#32
As hardcore hat-wearer for about half my life, I support this man law 110%. Non hat wearers think it's funny to knock hats off, but it is one of the most obnoxious things you could ever do to a person. I gladly will kick the shit out of any person who knocks one of my hats off.
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#33
i have a personal man law that says "under no circumstances is it okay to strike a man in the balls, only dire situations warrant this punishment"
so i have to disagree with you TS

Edit: I dont have a problem with a standard beating as punishment though
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#34
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i have a personal man law that says "under no circumstances is it okay to strike a man in the balls, nothing warrants this punishment"
so i have to disagree with you TS

what about for a **** block?
#35
I just got reported like 3 times for making fun of this thread. Anyone who saw that thread I'm not bald. *knocks off TS's cap*
#36
Knocking a hat off a head is the equivalent of slapping someone in the face with a glove in Victorian England. It should be followed swiftly by a rubber chicken jousting duel, with pistols at two paces finishing ties.
#37
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what about for a **** block?

hmmm, i think it depends on the hotness of the chick ranging from 1-10,

under 4 - a handshake is acceptable (assuming your drunk and he did you a favor)
5-7 - free hit(not to the nuts), buys everyone a round, and gets drawn on while asleep - and whatever else you can think of
8-9 - savage beating
10 and above - that warrants a nut shot

so in dire situations i guess i will warrant it. but not for knocking someones hat off
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#39
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I think you're all way too concerned about your caps.


It's not necessarily that we're worried about the hat itself, but rather the fact that getting a piece of clothing knocked off is just generally really annoying, and people like to mess with hats more than anything else. It's just like someone continually stepping on the back of your shoe. It's disrespectful, obnoxious, and generally a douchebag thing to do.
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#40
Depends on a couple of factors. If you mean just cap-gunning, and if it's someone I like/can stand, then I just write it off as Karma, because I do that to people I like when I get a chance.

But if you mean knocking it off like knocking it off, then it's about a 9.5. I wouldn't say a kick to the groin. There is no room in man-law for that particular punishment. If you're willing to kick another man in the groin for anytihng other than defense of self/family/country/etc., you deserve to get your hat knocked off. However, if somebody were to knock my hat off (ballcap, fitted hat, cowboy hat, fedora, plasitc plate-of-curry, etc.), that person had better have pretty quick hands, because my immediate goal is to sock them right in the friggin nose.
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