#1
I just found out my brother put an aim logger on this computer, and a file catcher thing, if you dont know what that is, it's a program that records all of your aim conversations, and any pictures sent or received. And now, my older brother knows about all of the **** i talk to my girlfriend, and on top of that, he's seen her naked! WTF!! He's such a loser. What do you suggest I do? It's not like I can fight him, he's never around. Maybe I should do something to his computer? Or some sort of prank? Help me out.
Yes my name is Tom Petty.

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Last edited by tommyp484 at Jun 23, 2008,
#5
post pics of his gf naked alllll overrrr myspacccce......send some directly here 1st to approve and...stuff


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#6
what kind of computer does he have? how smart is he? how bad do you want to mess with him?
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#7
fighting is totally out of the question, he's never home, he works from the morning to 10 or 11pm every day.
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#8
Haha I've been burned by AIM logger as well, it's the devil.
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#9
1) Get his mobile number
2) Go to 4chan
3) Post his number and as many of his details as you can. Bank numbers preferred.
4) Leave the rest to us
5) ????
6) Profit or i nthis case, revenge.
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#11
You grow up.


And beat his ass.
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#12
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post pics of his gf naked alllll overrrr myspacccce......send some directly here 1st to approve and...stuff

fap////


He's never ever had a girlfriend ever! and he's 19.

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what kind of computer does he have? how smart is he? how bad do you want to mess with him?


He's almost retarded, he's a highschool dropout but he knows his way around a computer.
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#13
if you have nice headphones (with neodymium as the magnet), remove the magnet, and stick it on the back or bottom or some indiscriminate place on his computer. havoc will ensue.
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#14
If he works from the morning until night do your best to stop him sleeping for 2 weeks, you can always sleep while he's in work... Or post the pics he's seen on 4chan so we can asess the damage without you getting banned
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#15
1.) buy some drugs. maybe heroin or something.

2.) put in his room

3.) call the police and tell them you have evidence that your brother is dealing drugs, and give them permission to search the house

4.) they find it and he goes to jail

5.) he gets anally raped in jail

6.) ????

7.) profit
#17
hmmm i would say look up downloadable viruses that you can put on his comp, then submit his email to every fake pr0n site you can, then post his phone number somewhere online, then get him really really drunk and take embarassing pics and post them around your neighborhood. then take a sh*t on his pillow
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#18
crap, dont know his email.
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#19
Rig his computer to explode when he turns it on.
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#20
Get around the logger by using Yahoo Messanger? You can talk to anyone with Yahoo Messanger, AIM, MSN, ect. and it's free.
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#23
Seriously, whats gunna happen if i put his email on 4chan?
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#24
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Rig his computer to explode when he turns it on.


Get a drill, make a small incision on the top of the monitor.
Funnel petrol into the monitor
Patch the hole with electrical tape
When the monitor comes on....


BLAMMO, Revenge and his organs will be splattered all over the room!
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#25
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Seriously, whats gunna happen if i put his email on 4chan?


Terrible terrible things, if you live in the same house as him I'd suggest you don't do it.
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#26
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Get a drill, make a small incision on the top of the monitor.
Funnel petrol into the monitor
Patch the hole with electrical tape
When the monitor comes on....


BLAMMO, Revenge and his organs will be splattered all over the room!


Isnt that a little, excessive?
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#27
yes. but oh so VERY rewarding
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#28
1. When he is sleeping, go into the kitchen and get a banana, some peanut butter and a glass of orange juice.

2. Put the peanut butter on the banana.

3. Eat the banana and drink the orange juice.

4. Go into his room and **** on his head.
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#29
thats where you talk to him about it. i use my brother's old computer and live in his house. if i had a problem with what he does with the computer he lets me use, i just ask him about it.

luckily i'm not stupid enough to recieve naked pics of people i know through the internet, its so easily viewed by other people.
#30
Take a knife, take his life.

Or for a better way, get a picture of him naked and post it on the internet.
#31
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Isnt that a little, excessive?


...no...


Excessive would be raping his corpse afterwards.
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