#1
"If humans weren't meant to fall, then they wouldn't be able to climb."

It came to me while I was re-siding the house.

Thoughts?
#3
But why, if we knew we could fall, did we climb in the first place?
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#5
'How could God rest on the seventh day, when he never got around to creating rest himself?'
(Just the first one I could think of - It sucks, I know)
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#7
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'How could God rest on the seventh day, when he never got around to creating rest himself?'
(Just the first one I could think of - It sucks, I know)


Yea, and how long did it take him to build Rome?
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#10
you don't have to put it in quotes if you made it up.
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#11
squidward - why do today when you can put off till tomorrow
mr krabs - What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
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#13
my 11 year old bro came up with a better one when he was told off by mum for eating with his hands. He stated "if we were meant to eat with forks, they would've been invented before hands."

He swiftly got clipped on the back of the head for being cheeky.
#14
"When I die and go to heaven and see God, I'm gonna say....****."
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#15
"I know if you put a brick under your balls, and wack them with a hammer you can sound like Dani Filth."