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#1
yeah, so a girl have recently confronted me and some friends with a "Girls > Boys"-kind of list filled with why it's better to have a vagina than to be a boy.
the list consists of all possible reasons varying from "we came away from titanic first" to "we can wear our boyfriends clothes without looking stupid; he can't"

Now pit, I'm going to need your help to make the best comeback. Ever.

So stop fapping, watching porn or whatever you do and help us out here;
post your best "why being a man is better than being a woman"-reasons




DISCLAIMER: I have nothing against women or girls. this is only for fun purposes and should not be taken to seriously
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#2
We dont bleed out of the ass for 5 days in a row every month.

Id say thats a pretty good comeback.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#5
vagina or penis.. you just need to be the better person.

booyeah!
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#6
We can drive better. Statistics prove that women are twice as likely to get in car accidents.
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#7
adam came before eve (if you believe in the bible)

i hope Mistress_Ibanez doesnt finds this thread.
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#8
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I'd say you weren't paying attention in biology...


You would be right
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#9
We can piss standing up, and write our names in the snow.
We don't give birth and end up with a vagina like a wizards' sleeve.
#11
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We can drive better. Statistics prove that women are twice as likely to get in car accidents.
Which statistics are these?
#12
Quote by DkassBTU
- we dont have to give birth
- when someone gts pregnant, we dont need to get the abortion
- we can pee standing up much easier
- we dont have boobs that get in the way of everything
- were overall better at most athletic things
- female vocals have to be perfect or else it ruins a band, where as male vocals kick ass all the time


are you gay?
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I am totally serious.

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he's talking about me!
#13
Quote by DkassBTU
- we dont have boobs that get in the way of everything

My boobs don't get in the way of anything I do.

<_<
>_>
#15
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are you gay?



why do you think so

Can't really find something gayish in that
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#17
Quote by metal4all
We can drive better. Statistics prove that women are twice as likely to get in car accidents.


Funny thing is that my mum is a better driver than my dad.

Back to the thread. I dont know if its better to have a penis as i have no idea what its like to have a vagina so couldn't possibly comment.
#18
we can use searchbars?
We dont start trolling threads?
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#19
Quote by zippidyduda
We dont bleed out of the fahjayjay for 5 days in a row every month.

Id say thats a pretty good comeback.


This.

Also, our larger frame protects us from damage when fighting broly. One ultimate glance from Broly causes teen pregnancy, AIDS, and dirties your Car.


His power is ultimate, you know.
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#21
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Which statistics are these?

Google. I'm not lying. But it's also proven that men are 3x more likely to die in a wreck (we know how to have fun).
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#23
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we can use searchbars?
We dont start trolling threads?


You actually took the time to say that. My god....
#24
We don't belong in the kitchen.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#25
Quote by DkassBTU
- we dont have to give birth
- when someone gts pregnant, we dont need to get the abortion
- we can pee standing up much easier
- we dont have boobs that get in the way of everything
- were overall better at most athletic things
- female vocals have to be perfect or else it ruins a band, where as male vocals kick ass all the time


+1
#27
Quote by david_highland
I don't think such a list is necesary if your over the age of 12...



just shut up, kay...?


*insulted*
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#29
Men don't have to ask anyone to kill spiders for them.
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#31
Quote by DkassBTU
- we dont have to give birth
- when someone gts pregnant, we dont need to get the abortion
- we can pee standing up much easier
- we dont have boobs that get in the way of everything
- were overall better at most athletic things
- female vocals have to be perfect or else it ruins a band, where as male vocals kick ass all the time


Those aren't really great arguments in my opinion. Lots of male vocals suck.
#32
Quote by bubbaearl
Men don't have to ask anyone to kill spiders for them.


Or open jars.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#36
Quote by wizards?
sorry doppelganger, I still love you. and just for admitting you have teh bewbz, you're going to get +1000 profile views anyways, so that should make up for my rudeness.

I've gotten 15 views in the past minute alone.
#37
Quote by restless_thrash
We get in the way of the boobs, so this is invalid.

he has a point you know. Plus I would hate to be a girl because I would be too distracted to do anything because I'd be looking down my shirt all day.
#38
Quote by wizards?
he has a point you know. Plus I would hate to be a girl because I would be too distracted to do anything because I'd be looking down my shirt all day.



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#39
Quote by wizards?
I think you're part of the itty bitty titty club then.


But The itty bitty titty Committee Sounds so much better
#40
Nearly every women's league for sports is absolutely terrible.

Look around you. Every building, including the one you are in now, was probably built by an all male crew.

Nearly every great invention was made by a man.

A man can be ugly as sin and still sell his music whereas an ugly female would fail miserably.
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