#1
I need help quick! My girlfriend keeps making sexist comments about guys like:

' manddaaa! ' says:
their penis's. (their second heads) its what they think with (thats what my mommy told me)
jen: says:
LMAO
jen: says:
thats exactly what mine told me to lmaolmaolmao!
and its so true
jen: says:
i always tell joey he needs to think with the other head xdlmao

and:

manddaaa! ' says:
me and jen both agree that men are horny little "critters" and cant help it, but are sexy . so we cant help it either
' manddaaa! ' says:
so be blessed you're abouslutly gorgeous
' manddaaa! ' says:
and if you werent a slut. youi'd be perfect. and well..being perfect..isnt perfect. being flawed is perfect, cause then you always know that you arnt the best

ya... anyways!!! i need help with some major sexist comments about women to combat them! we MUST win this war, men!!!

ill be updating the thread with convo segments! helpp!!

/epicpleaforhelp
#3
Whilst it is true that some men act as they are saying, a lot of men also do not. Some WOMEN act like that, some do not.

There are good and bad people of every gender, race, sexuality etc etc

Deal with it?


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#6
"Jen" needs to be cockslapped.

LMAO
lmaolmaolmao!
xdlmao

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#7
I have a high IQ.
I think with my penis.
Therefore...

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#8
if my girlfriend typed stuff like that i would probably dump her and then figure out what was wrong with me in the first place
#9
if my girlfriend talked like that she wouldnt be my girlfriend for a long time after lol

girls are the biggest, hugest, whatever adjective of greatness hypocrites on the history of the universe

tell her to go back in the kitchen or into bed lol
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#10
It pisses me off when girls are always like 'All guys are the same.' Or 'All guys want is sex.'

It's not true.


Gay guys don't think like that.
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#13
ok well its not your fault guys preaty much gave themself's that reputation,my most recent ex usualy dates for like a week,but she gave me 3 and she just has alot of trust isues w/ guys,(her firsst dad was abusive) and i dont blame her and i no that allot of us are assholes im not.
#14
Personally i think you just want attention...

But maybe your woman is just lost, they aren't very good navigators, guide her to the kitchen.
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#15
I usually make sure my girl knows that before we go out, women are inferior to men/ belong in the kitchen/ are used by me only for the b00000bies.

I act like its a joke but any time she says something to piss me off, she gets a lecture on how she shouldnt be giving me an attitude.
#16
Just tell her to shut up and get in the kitchen. That being said if you want a joke...

Why don't women need drivers licenses? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
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I usually make sure my girl knows that before we go out, women are inferior to men/ belong in the kitchen/ are used by me only for the b00000bies.

I act like its a joke but any time she says something to piss me off, she gets a lecture on how she shouldnt be giving me an attitude.


you sound like a real asshole. the way i see it women can say or do what the **** they want to.it aint up to you to give them a lecture on what they should do or say.
#20
Eh, TS needs to be a man,

just enjoy the fact she's willing to f*ck you and get over it
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#21
Women were made to be the kitchen otherwise there wouldn't already be eggs and milk in their bodies.
#22
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nah man ive seen **** like that alot and it useually ends up the the guy beatin on a chick man. ive seen it happen alot. it starts out with a guy tellin a chick dont talk to me like that or some **** then the next time you see them shes got a black eye or bruised up. i would like to ****in beat the **** out of guys like that but i figure if it done that the girl would end up gettin beat worse.
#23
Basically tell her to get in the kitchen. Now.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#24
no man can ever escape the front lines of the War of the Sexes. they will take your penis and put it on a spear in front of their castle for all men to see. don't be a fool.
#25
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beyondthegrave is a TRAITOR!!!!

Oh no, he treats women better than this other guy, what an ass

Good on him for treating ladies as equals.
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#26
Sounds like both their mums fell for the jackass' like most women do, who later screwed them over when they got fat.
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#27
I'm going to quote a great man, 10 e-cookies for reference.

" Men only have enough blood to work 1 thing, and that thing is either their brain or their penis. When one thing is working the other goes dead. "

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#30
Grow some balls?
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#32
Tell her not to take the PC into the Kitchen.
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