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#1
yea so i was thinkin at 1230 at night how long a pitmonkey cud keep a girl lol my longest was 1 year but my most meaningful was 7 months
im not expecting much from u guys lol
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#3
11 months was my longest.

By this time next year, I'll be saying one year.
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#4
Currently about 10 months and still going
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#10
9 months, 8 of them were long distance

let me say it right now, long distance just doesnt work at least for me..
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#12
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like 3 years and im 16 i its kinda fluked up

lol jeez u plz tell me uve gotten some by now if not ur done foreverrrrrr
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#14
I'm currently in my longest almost 8 months and going strong before that it was like 2 weeks haha
#16
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9 months, 8 of them were long distance

let me say it right now, long distance just doesnt work at least for me..

i no exactlyyyy wat u mean my 7 months 3 of them were long distance n it was some hard stuff if she never moved we wud still b together but that life yano
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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#19
5 months and 1 week,long distance. I hate the fact that it's long distance but I love her to bits,and it's only long distance for another couple of more months.
EDIT: It's my current relationship,which also happens to be my longest.
#22
ugh it ended 1 day before our year anniversary. things were ugly, reallllly ugly.
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#24
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i no exactlyyyy wat u mean my 7 months 3 of them were long distance n it was some hard stuff if she never moved we wud still b together but that life yano

ugh, not even worth the effort

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#26
9 months, I ****ed it up by being an alcoholic, thats only supposed to break up old people?

come to think of it I need to write a blues song about such a story

EDIT: and yes of course i got some
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#28
7 months. 4 of them were a ****fest though. sweet.
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#29
lol 1st sucessfull thread right onnn lol
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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Teddy-Metal
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#31
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9 months, 8 of them were long distance

let me say it right now, long distance just doesnt work at least for me..


i agree thats why it only lasted for...i think 3 months
#32
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#34
1 year....total waste of time
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#35
3 months. twice. with the same girl actually.

that was a mistake.
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#36
I've known my parents for 17 years without getting emancipated.

Quite an accomplishment, if you ask me.
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#38
I've had a relationship for several years with my hand.

On a serious note, not long enough worth noting.
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