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pit i'm about to relay to you my heroic tale of a battle that just ensued. as i was sitting here pondering the many threads of the pit i notice something shiny on the curtain that covers my closet (which happens to be right next to my computer desk) i sit back and realize it's the meanest looking spider i've seen all year.
i spring from my chair and prepare for battle. scanning my room for a suitable weapon (while watching my foe give me the evil eyes) i see an empty Monster can...that surely wouldn't phase this beast. a shoe maybe? none in sight! then i see it, my savior...a hammer i used earlier to hang a captain morgan sign in my room. i grab it and prepare to engage the creature. it must've known it's end was near because it began to make it's way to the backside of the curtain, out of my view. i take a warning shot at the curtain with the hammer and see nothing, has it escaped? never! i poke again and it falls to the floor and scampers under a plastic box but not out of reach. i rear back with the hammer and start raining down blows like thor upon a hooker as if he was the pimp and his hand a hammer. after a few misses i make a solid impact and smash the evil being into oblivion and secure his corpse with the monster can mentioned earlier....UG'er 1 - spider 0!
#2
Then what happened????

Finish the story!



Epic.
Last edited by Doppelgänger at Jun 24, 2008,
#3
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#5
I expected a battle between two spiders.

This thread faiils to deliver.
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#6
Epic!
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#8
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I expected a battle between two spiders.


And this.
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#9
i can't take pics, my camera took a turn for the worse and has some fatal fractures in it (probably from one of the times i was drunk)
#11
Good I hate spiders.

I once killed a spider using needle nose pliers.
Then I fed it to my turtle.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#13
Anyone remember that thread about that one guy that had a battle against a bee in his washroom?

... But this is good too

I hate spiders, I've had so many battles with them this year. But I never kill them. I always try to lure them onto a piece of paper or something and then shoot them out my door.
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Anyone remember that thread about that one guy that had a battle against a bee in his washroom?

... But this is good too

I hate spiders, I've had so many battles with them this year. But I never kill them. I always try to lure them onto a piece of paper or something and then shoot them out my door.


That wasn't as cool as one I saw on a certain other forum, where the guy killed the bee with some spray, and upon further investigation, found it had two other bee's heads still attached to its wings.

It was badass.
#17
oh thank christ, one less spider to worry about. *flicks sweat from forehead*
Nice beaver.


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#18
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I expected a battle between two spiders.

This thread faiils to deliver.


+1
Same here.
the spider has a disadvantage.
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i can't take pics, my camera took a turn for the worse and has some fatal fractures in it (probably from one of the times i was drunk)

Another hammer moment?

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#20
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I expected a battle between two spiders.

This thread faiils to deliver.


+1
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#22
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I expected a battle between two spiders.

This thread faiils to deliver.

Same.
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#23
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someone should start an "epic animal fights" thread.


no then we would have to look through 50 pages just to find one fight
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That would mean he loses. Horribly.
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no then we would have to look through 50 pages just to find one fight


There was a thread awhile ago about "bug battles" or something similar... It was hosted in japan... You could watch them on their site. I'll take a look around for it.

I FOUND IT!

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/



http://www.japanesebugfights.com/26.htm here's one with a spider...

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that thing!
Last edited by Waff at Jun 24, 2008,
#27
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That would mean he loses. Horribly.


Lose because of smashing a Spider III? .... *head explodes*
#28
how DARE you make a thread about spiders? my curiosity got the best of me and i came in..i had my eyes covered and then i see there are no pics. but still, spiders are evil.
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#29
how DARE you make a thread about spiders? my curiosity got the best of me and i came in..i had my eyes covered and then i see there are no pics. but still, spiders are evil.

You'd be surprised... Spiders are, actually, very good!

They kill the annoying bugs, like mosquitoes! There's actually a spider that hangs out in the computer room at my dads house. He doesn't even mind. I was on his computer and I see this HUGE spider right next to me on the wall and it scared the living daylight out of me (almost as badly as when I first saw Goatse, but that's another story), and I asked my dad to get rid of him, but my dad said 'he didn't do anything to you, let him be... he's my little friend ".

Spiders are awesome. They just look scary.
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Lose because of smashing a Spider III? .... *head explodes*

I thought you meant winning with a Spider III... Sorry about your head.
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#32
Epic.

Now for a story of my own:

I walked out of my room one day. Saw this huge fucker run into my room. I grab some Kleenex, and corner it. I slam down on it screaming, "DIE FUCKER!!!". I lift the Kleenex up and it starts running again! So I slam down on it again and scream "DIE ALREADY YOU FUCK!!!!"

My parents got pretty pissed.
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Epic.

Now for a story of my own:

I walked out of my room one day. Saw this huge fucker run into my room. I grab some Kleenex, and corner it. I slam down on it screaming, "DIE FUCKER!!!". I lift the Kleenex up and it starts running again! So I slam down on it again and scream "DIE ALREADY YOU FUCK!!!!"

My parents got pretty pissed.

that was gay.
#34
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Epic.

Now for a story of my own:

I walked out of my room one day. Saw this huge fucker run into my room. I grab some Kleenex, and corner it. I slam down on it screaming, "DIE FUCKER!!!". I lift the Kleenex up and it starts running again! So I slam down on it again and scream "DIE ALREADY YOU FUCK!!!!"

My parents got pretty pissed.


I braced for epic, but no epic came out.

I am deeply sorrowed and dissappointed.
#35
Never promised epic, nor awesomeness.

Just throwin' my story out for all to read/hear/see.
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#36
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I expected a battle between two spiders.

This thread faiils to deliver.

mmm
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#37
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Epic.

Now for a story of my own:

I walked out of my room one day. Saw this huge fucker run into my room. I grab some Kleenex, and corner it. I slam down on it screaming, "DIE FUCKER!!!". I lift the Kleenex up and it starts running again! So I slam down on it again and scream "DIE ALREADY YOU FUCK!!!!"

My parents got pretty pissed.



FAIL. +1 for tryin though!
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#39
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Yeah? Well it sucked.


It's fine. I was pretty much askin' for it, anyways.
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