#1
Being serious here, has anyone ever masturbated at their friend's house?


Is that a bad thing?
#2
No. I am not a desperate 13 year-old.
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#4
Being serious here, has anyone ever masturbated at their friend's house?
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#5
Like you mean in his bathroom or something? Or like masturbating to watching your friend sleep or something
#7
I did when I was around 14. We were watching pr0n for a few hours, and I went to the bathroom and pulled a quickie. Oh well.
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What if said friend is female, or has an attractive sister (or mother, or cousin, etc)?


Edit: No, I never have, but to be fair I hardly ever go to anyone's house.

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#12
My friend would always masturbate by rubbing his dick against the floor. Don't know why. So one day he asked me to sit on his ass so his dick would press harder against the ground. Needless to say, I did. The question is, am I gay for sitting on my friend's ass while he masturbated?
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My friend would always masturbate by rubbing his dick against the floor. Don't know why. So one day he asked me to sit on his ass so his dick would press harder against the ground. Needless to say, I did. The question is, am I gay for sitting on my friend's ass while he masturbated?


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#16
Yeah, she was hot... what can I say?
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My friend would always masturbate by rubbing his dick against the floor. Don't know why. So one day he asked me to sit on his ass so his dick would press harder against the ground. Needless to say, I did. The question is, am I gay for sitting on my friend's ass while he masturbated?


i heard that same thing on a louis ck stand up special
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i heard that same thing on a louis ck stand up special

That must be where the friend I stole it from got it. <_< >_>
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#20
When I was 14, me and a few buddies got really high... and watched porn, yeah I went to the bathroom and beat one.
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#21
I satyed round my mates once and needed the toilet, i opened the door to find his awesomely hot twin sister completly naked, i said hello, she laughed and we had sex... I then work up in my own bed to find my boxers to be very sticky...
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My friend would always masturbate by rubbing his dick against the floor. Don't know why. So one day he asked me to sit on his ass so his dick would press harder against the ground. Needless to say, I did. The question is, am I gay for sitting on my friend's ass while he masturbated?


the answer is YES
#23
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I satyed round my mates once and needed the toilet, i opened the door to find his awesomely hot twin sister completly naked, i said hello, she laughed and we had sex... I then work up in my own bed to find my boxers to be very sticky...

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#25
Yeah, once. We were staying up all night, and you know "morning wood" or whatever it's called? Well, I didn't go to sleep, but promptly at 8:00 it went up. So I ran out of the room and said I was going to take a shit, and I jacked off in the bathroom while shitting.
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My friend would always masturbate by rubbing his dick against the floor. Don't know why. So one day he asked me to sit on his ass so his dick would press harder against the ground. Needless to say, I did. The question is, am I gay for sitting on my friend's ass while he masturbated?

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Yeah, once. We were staying up all night, and you know "morning wood" or whatever it's called? Well, I didn't go to sleep, but promptly at 8:00 it went up. So I ran out of the room and said I was going to take a shit, and I jacked off in the bathroom while shitting.


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Yeah, once. We were staying up all night, and you know "morning wood" or whatever it's called? Well, I didn't go to sleep, but promptly at 8:00 it went up. So I ran out of the room and said I was going to take a shit, and I jacked off in the bathroom while shitting.
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