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#5
I like mormons.
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#7
Well, if they're a milf, obviously they aren't gross, seeing as you'd have labelled them as a "Mother I'd Like To F***".
The label Milf is given based on individual tastes, so one man's trash is another man's milf.

So, if I happen to find one, then yeah it's fine.
But generally, I wouldn't say "Yeah! I love Milfs!"

-Jayke
Member of the Laney Cult
#9
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I'm here to help

Quote by Jimbleton
ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

Quote by Jackolas
andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#11
My best friend's mom is a milf. Were very close. She's grabed my ass on several occasions and always jokes about spanking me if I don't behave. She's even admitted in front of my mom that if she were younger she would date me.

I **** you not.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#14
Quote by saphrax
I've been there, done that, got the T-Shirt.



Do you ever get some bad looks for wearing a t-shirt that says

'I just ****ed your mum?'
You're So Scene Right Now ^_^


Quote by Kensai
Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#15
Quote by soulflyV
Same here except she washed and ironed it too.


Your own mother man? That's pretty sick eh?

Quote by Open fire
Do you ever get some bad looks for wearing a t-shirt that says

'I just ****ed your mum?'


Naw, her kid couldn't read. Plus, it has a picture of the fonz giving it the thumbs up...
#17
Quote by RocknRollRay
My best friend's mom is a milf. Were very close. She's grabed my ass on several occasions and always jokes about spanking me if I don't behave. She's even admitted in front of my mom that if she were younger she would date me.

I **** you not.


Godwin's Law of MILF Action states that the older the MILF is, the closer the probability level is to 1.

Single MILFs that are in their late 20s-early 30s are much more easier than you would think. You just need a steady, decent paying job, and they'll be all over you.
They really are pretty desperate, as long as you don't look like Brian Peppers.

Mid 30's to 40s? Ha. Just giving them some attention and affection will drop those panties in a couple seconds. The trade off is age for easiness. If you like them cougars, the odds are in your favor.
#19
[quote="'Anno[fzk"]']Godwin's Law of MILF Action states that the older the MILF is, the closer the probability level is to 1.

Single MILFs that are in their late 20s-early 30s are much more easier than you would think. You just need a steady, decent paying job, and they'll be all over you.
They really are pretty desperate, as long as you don't look like Brian Peppers.

Mid 30's to 40s? Ha. Just giving them some attention and affection will drop those panties in a couple seconds. The trade off is age for easiness. If you like them cougars, the odds are in your favor.

Good to know.
We actually kissed once real quick, she said it was an accident.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#21
I like me some MILF's.

That is all.

Just like wine...better with age
All Hail! The Kala-Kala Chieftain!
#22
Quote by CodySG
I like me some MILF's.

That is all.

Just like wine...better with age



Too a point!

200 year old wine.....
100 year old milf .....

You're So Scene Right Now ^_^


Quote by Kensai
Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#23
Quote by RocknRollRay
My best friend's mom is a milf. Were very close. She's grabed my ass on several occasions and always jokes about spanking me if I don't behave. She's even admitted in front of my mom that if she were younger she would date me.

I **** you not.

Well take up her up on her offer.
#24
Quote by Open fire
Too a point!

200 year old wine.....
100 year old milf .....



not every M has the ILF part
its already been all taken into accoutn
#25
Quote by fretsonfire74
Well take up her up on her offer.


yeah seriously, after hearing about how she "accidentaly" kissed you, please just go her for me, if not for you, do her for me...
#26
I'd lhit it. MILFs rule
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#27
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
I like mormons.


+1
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#29
THE ONLY REASONS MILFS ARE HOT IS CAUSE OF JESSICA ALBA
that lucky man
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#30
Quote by fretsonfire74
Well take up her up on her offer.


In due time my friend, in due time.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#32
hahaha yes only a queenslander
or a tasmanian
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

Quote by madhampster
Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#34
My mates sister is the hottest milf I have ever seen. early 20's, pretty face, nice tits. fantastic.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#35
I prefer older women. (max 42 years old)
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#36
I know one woman who i see as a MILF, shes in her 30s and is really hot. shes blonde, but shes welsh

and i would do the chick in the pic on fretsonfire74's post
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#38
One of my life goals is to grow up to be a milf.


That's obviously not my main priority, but hey, project on the side
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