#1
ok so long story cut short,

a kid i know told me that his cousin had exactly $4600 in her bedroom so last time i was round there i just walked in and took it,

now my friend rings me up saying that her boyfriend is gonna buy some polygraph machine thing and/or a baseball bat to find out who took it!

if i refuse to take the test he will know its me,

if i fail the test he will beat me with the baseball bat,

and I already spent the money on hookers and coke anyway!

help pit!!
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#2
In before lock.

edit: *reported*
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#5
Well, I hope you get hit with a bat for stealing.
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#9
All Lies. Pics or it didnt happen.
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#10
TS fails
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ur gonna get raped
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