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#1
I did a search and could not find a thread to cater to the needs of all the booze fanatic and general chill-out drinkers of UG. So I thought I'd start one. My apologies if it has already been done. So here we discuss our favourite types of alcohol, cocktails, drunken stories and generaly everything related to God's greatest gift to man . I'll start by saying that whiskey with organge juice is like the elixir of life . Discuss.
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#3
There's been a few actually but they don't stay around very long.

To be honest I love most types of booze... if it's lager I'm drinking Becks at the moment, Cider - Woodpecker, and some whiskey too.
#4
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Whiskey>Beer>Any other alcohol.


Amen brother. I'm gonna mix rum with whiskey and coke and see what I get.
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#5
love booze, hate liquors. drink everything except for Gin. Got me ****ting my liver out once.
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Can't remember, and thats exactly how it's supposed to be.
#7
well
all you need is
a lot of booze + you drinking = drunk and then hangover
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There's been a few actually but they don't stay around very long.

To be honest I love most types of booze... if it's lager I'm drinking Becks at the moment, Cider - Woodpecker, and some whiskey too.


I consider myself a booze n00b, cause I haven't really tried anything other than beer, whiksey, rum, vodka, champagne and some red wine. I really wanna try some cider, cognac and scotch before my liver dies on me.
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#9
^well, scotch IS whisky. Cognac... it's acceptable, but I very much think of it as a cocktail component or for dessert use.

And cider... well, stay away from the cheap stuff lol

I've had a revival in my cocktail making recently. Manhattens are the sh*t.
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#11
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I consider myself a booze n00b, cause I haven't really tried anything other than beer, whiksey, rum, vodka, champagne and some red wine. I really wanna try some cider, cognac and scotch before my liver dies on me.

Most people I know don't drink which I find strange, and half of UG probably hasn't even had a sip of wine which I find quite frankly disturbing.

You've got plenty of time left before your liver runs out on you just go and get ****ed
#12
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well
all you need is
a lot of booze + you drinking = drunk and then hangover


Thanks for the heads-up . But all of us have some funny stories when we were drunk which we CAN remember. Like once I came home drunk, picked up my unplugged electric and started belching out 'Rape Me'. 'twas fun .

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Thanks for the recipie, will have to try that.
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#13
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Most people I know don't drink which I find strange, and half of UG probably hasn't even had a sip of wine which I find quite frankly disturbing.

You've got plenty of time left before your liver runs out on you just go and get ****ed


I quite often drink wine, both socially and to get smashed. Shots wise it's normally Sambuca, spirits it's Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort. Favourite drink beer wise is Guiness extra cold.
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#14
Beer is by far my favorite nowadays. When I was 17 I drank too much; ruined most hard alcohols for me now. I can still chug a 375 ml of 151 without batting an eye tho (and then be absolutely shit housed like ten minutes later ), and I still like my vodka. Mostly just drink beer though, and good beer at that; stuff like Corona and Amberbock and Newcastle and tommyknocker and such. F cheap beer.
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#15
A personal favourite at the moment is Kopperberg pear cider, so damned morish i think they put crack in it.
Asides from that i'm mainly an Absolute Raspberry/Citrus Drinker, also partial to a bit of Blavod black vodka and schwepps water.
Used to drink alot of whisky but it was killing my memory and i liek to be able to remember the bridges i burn when i'm drunk.
Also partial to a decent bottle of Chilian Sauvignon Blanc or a decent White Grenache.
long story short, i likes a drink.
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#16
haha worst mix i've tried is baileys and cherry aid oh those were some bad times...
i like lager and vodka...not mixed but they are the best
i hate wine and cider makes me almost sick now...
snakebites r good though
#17
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^well, scotch IS whisky. Cognac... it's acceptable, but I very much think of it as a cocktail component or for dessert use.

And cider... well, stay away from the cheap stuff lol

I've had a revival in my cocktail making recently. Manhattens are the sh*t.


I'll try most anything dude . I heard Irish whiskey is supposed to be like really strong or something, so wanna try that as well. And I have to get my hands on some moonshine, it's got like 190 proof or something.
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mint liquor (did I spell it right, fix it grammar nazies!) is so dame good just by raw
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I quite often drink wine, both socially and to get smashed. Shots wise it's normally Sambuca, spirits it's Jack Daniels or Southern Comfort. Favourite drink beer wise is Guiness extra cold.

*waves to Hampshire*

Yeah I've been drinking wine a lot more recently, in the Easter I averaged about a bottle a day but I'm not that bad anymore. You can get some relatively nice wines for incredibly cheap.
#21
So what was the first time you guys had an alcoholic beverage? I remember when I was 14, i chugged my first can of beer. Got hammered in like 10 minutes .
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#22
i'd had beer loads, but got hammered to the point of throwing up on 2/3 of a litre of vodka...yummy...wen i was like 14/15
#23
There are pictures of me as a baby with my dad giving an evil smirk and pouring a glass of cider down my throat, and there's a lot of funny stories about me and cider as a little one. I've ghonestly been drinking as long as I can remember, obviously not drinking First time I got drunk I was about 12. I've been raised in a good family.
#24
Try this: 80 % alcohol and mix it with coke... I promise, you'll get drunk!
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#25
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So what was the first time you guys had an alcoholic beverage? I remember when I was 14, i chugged my first can of beer. Got hammered in like 10 minutes .

new years when i was 13 (shameful i know)
had a bottle of cheap cider, white lightning or something equaly as disgusting.
got twatfaced and puked all over my bed.
needless to say i went out and did the same thing the very next weekend.
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There are pictures of me as a baby with my dad giving an evil smirk and pouring a glass of cider down my throat, and there's a lot of funny stories about me and cider as a little one. I've ghonestly been drinking as long as I can remember, obviously not drinking First time I got drunk I was about 12. I've been raised in a good family.


Is the band you are currently in called Metallica? And does your name by any chance start with a J?
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new years when i was 13 (shameful i know)
had a bottle of cheap cider, white lightning or something equaly as disgusting.
got twatfaced and puked all over my bed.
needless to say i went out and did the same thing the very next weekend.


That's the way you do it!!! I remember getting drunk, passing out on my bed. Getting up at like 1 AM, and mixing vodka with orange . Nothing cures a hangover like more alcohol!
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That's the way you do it!!! I remember getting drunk, passing out on my bed. Getting up at like 1 AM, and mixing vodka with orange . Nothing cures a hangover like more alcohol!


Complete myth. I would back that up with science, but I have (liquid) lunch plans.
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Try this: 80 % alcohol and mix it with coke... I promise, you'll get drunk!






No ****. I'll go get my Captain generics's 80% alcohol then!
#30
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Is the band you are currently in called Metallica? And does your name by any chance start with a J?



Nah I'm not that bad, honestly. It's good to start from an early age cus then you don't start binge drinking around my age with no experience, and getting totally ****ed.
#31
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Complete myth. I would back that up with science, but I have (liquid) lunch plans.


Depends on person to person, really. I find that when you wake up with a throbbing head and all your muscles aching, nothing cures the pain than some fresh orange juice with vodka or whiskey to numb you a little. And enjoy your lunch dude, may I ask what do you plan on having?
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Nah I'm not that bad, honestly. It's good to start from an early age cus then you don't start binge drinking around my age with no experience, and getting totally ****ed.


I have to agree. The first time i binged, got **** faced drunk, puked everywhere, and my friends had to support me as i stumbled home. Ahh, good 'ol days.
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#33
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I have to agree. The first time i binged, got **** faced drunk, puked everywhere, and my friends had to support me as i stumbled home. Ahh, good 'ol days.

indeed I learnt from relatively early on that it isn't fun to be totally off your face, so I can limit myself and enjoy myself more now
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indeed I learnt from relatively early on that it isn't fun to be totally off your face, so I can limit myself and enjoy myself more now


I knew this one guy, you give him all the booze in the world, and he would stil stand up straight. I never understood how that was possible, viagra must have been involved .
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#36
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Depends on person to person, really. I find that when you wake up with a throbbing head and all your muscles aching, nothing cures the pain than some fresh orange juice with vodka or whiskey to numb you a little. And enjoy your lunch dude, may I ask what do you plan on having?


When I get back, I will throw at you everything I have learnt about alcohol in the past two years of uni. You are by no means cured of pain. There may be a little symptom releif, but it's only delayed.

EDIT: F*ck it. Alcohol is a diuretic which makes your kidneys work harder, causing headaches and nausea, as well as brain shrinkage. Excess NADH buildup causes hypoglycemia. Additionally, ethanal, an ethanol to acetic acid intermediate, builds up, which is toxic. This cannot be cleared effectively, due to the NADH buildup, so NAD+ -> NADH cannot happen, which is what converts ethanal to acetic acid. Pyruvate is taken away from gluconeogenesis to try and counter this, which means that the muscles are not being supplied with glucose.

So, would you like to tell me how alcohol, which is the cause of all this, can be the cure?
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When I get back, I will throw at you everything I have learnt about alcohol in the past two years of uni. You are by no means cured of pain. There may be a little symptom releif, but it's only delayed.


I realise that i have messed with a very educated person who knows his stuff. And in the face of this thread becoming a scientific discussion about the properties of alcohol and not about horny 15-year old's getting drunk, I will bow down to your superior knowledge.

But do tell me what you're gonna have for lunch, mate.

SPIDEdit : Too late
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#38
:/ all i know is...I'm never drinking cherry sours again

eurghh

Also: I've never had a hangover

YERRR

...When I drink lager I tend to drink Heineken or becks

also Kopperberg is the **** - pear cider = yum
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#40
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Oh my god... Becks and pear cider =



yup yup

my mate always orders kopperberg, and after tasting it I can see why!

God damn, we need some of that in my house..


...parents are wine drinkers..
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