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#1
Like I know its a form of food....but what the hell is it??? I'm eating 2 at the moment and I just can't figure out what the **** it is...it seems to have the consistency of a pancake and a waffle mix...and a bit of english muffin thrown in...which brings about another question....why is an english muffin an muffin?? It looks nothing like a muffin!!

DEBATE PLEASE!
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#3
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why is an english muffin an muffin?? It looks nothing like a muffin!!

DEBATE PLEASE!



Why is an american muffin called a muffin? It looks nothing like an english muffin
#4
ahh...but it has holes in it like a waffle O.o so is it a waffle pancake crossbreed called a crumpet?
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Like I know its a form of food....but what the hell is it??? I'm eating 2 at the moment and I just can't figure out what the **** it is...it seems to have the consistency of a pancake and a waffle mix...and a bit of english muffin thrown in...which brings about another question....why is an english muffin an muffin?? It looks nothing like a muffin!!

DEBATE PLEASE!
It's a crumpet. Duh. It's it's own food group, but those healthy-eating Nazis(or nutritionists) often ignore.
It's also a rather dated slang term for something else.


Now, I would like me some crumpet. But which one?
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Why is an american muffin called a muffin? It looks nothing like an english muffin


which came first the american muffin or the english muffin?
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#8
Actually an american muffin is just an oversized cupcake. Wheras an english muffin is infact not even a muffin all over england...sometimes it's a teacake or a bap or even a roll. I get confused and buy the wrong thing surprisingly often...
#9
I believe its a type of brass instrument.
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Actually an american muffin is just an oversized cupcake. Wheras an english muffin is infact not even a muffin all over england...sometimes it's a teacake or a bap or even a roll. I get confused and buy the wrong thing surprisingly often...


You sir know your breakfast foods, I applaud you
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#14
You're asking the wrong question.

What isn't a crumpet?
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#16
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Oh lord.

Crumpet and marmite craving.

Curse you.


Sorry, had an egg craving but I didn't trust myself with the frying pan (I tend to light stuff on fire...) so I made a crumpet...and I was confused about it...
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#17
an english mufffin is the baps mcdonalds use for the breakfast burgers lol
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#18
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You're asking the wrong question.

What isn't a crumpet?


OH ****! EPIC WIN
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#19
"The word "muffin" appeared in Britain around the 11th century, derived from the Old French moufflet, which meant "soft" in reference to bread"

Crumpets are lovely things.
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#22
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"The word "muffin" appeared in Britain around the 11th century, derived from the Old French moufflet, which meant "soft" in reference to bread"

Crumpets are lovely things.


That they are my friend....that they are...
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#25
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Crumpets? I couldn't care less.

But scones...


Scones kick ass too....shall we debate about scones now?
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Scones kick ass too....shall we debate about scones now?

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#30
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I wanna debate about tea.
Even as an American, I say it's better than coffee.
#31
A crunk trumpet.
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#32
I think I should make the official baked goods thread...anyone know if its already been made?
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#33
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Why is an american muffin called a muffin? It looks nothing like an english muffin

YES! WIN
#35
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A crunk trumpet.


Or a drunk scrumpet.

...What were we talking about again?
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#36
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Crumpet = Flapjack

Whoa, you serious?

I always call it a pancake... or waffle if it is indeed a waffle.
#37
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Or a drunk scrumpet.

...What were we talking about again?

Hehehe drumpet...


Fuck if I know.
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#38
English Muffin = BREADCAKE

And we all know that the only way to eat crumptets is:

Crumpets + LURPACK!!!!!

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