#5
A raw strand of spaghetti looks cool.

or toenails.
Kind of nominated for Best Retired User.


Skepto > Oxygen
#8
The sink...OH THE IRONY BECAUSE THE SINK USUALLY HOLD WATER IN IT AND WATER PUTS OUT FIRE OH WOW LOLOLOL
#9
It's "Funnest" ****tard.


Fill your sink with draino and then light it. It's a blast.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#10
The cat that pisses me off sooooo much. literally, he pisses everywhere and it's f*cking impossible to get rid of him.
#11
10 inch vibrator. It's like a giant gooey match.
\,,/_[><]_\,,/
#14
Quote by valennic
It's "Funnest" ****tard.


Fill your sink with draino and then light it. It's a blast.

wait...shouldn't that be "most fun"?
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#15
The crib.
Quote by The devil at the crossroads
E|-------------------------------------------1--
B|-----------------------------------1--4--
G|-------------------------1-3-4--
D|------------------1-3----
A|--------1-2-3----
E|-1-4-----

Just move it around the fretboard
#16
a scented candle!!!1111!!1 LOL that would be so FUNNY
I see no sign of fortress.
#18
Quote by freedoms_stain
The cat


i was going to say that!
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
THE WiLDHEARTS

Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#19
Quote by slayer_rule_\m/
plastic
do it


pssst no one tell him plastic fumes a carcegenic

I burn plastic stuff all the time
#20
I like to light the dead body on fire.....wait, what?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#21
Quote by pbuddyjman
I burn plastic stuff all the time

**** really?
i did it once and when i found out it could lead to cancer (well only if you inhaled the fumes on a daily basis or something) i cried because i thought i would die

this was about 3 or 4 years ago
#24
Quote by Snap017
Light bulbs look cool in the microwave.

Don't ask me how I know that.


How do you know that?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#27
the fireplace lol.

uhhh actually i set pencils on fire a lot. dunno why.

oh and incense.
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
Fab Tone
#29
dead hookers, if your house is anything like mine there will be at least like 50 of them in the basement, no one will notice is just torch one of them.
make Industrial and/or experimental electronic music? Join my group!

Last.fm
#30
socks. you can dip them in flammable liquids and throw them at your friends.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

Quote by Pinky19
You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?