#1
Didn't use the search bar, so I apologize if this was created already in some form...

Pit, what are the most creepy/sick/disturbing thoughts your brains have ever created? This is the pit, so I expect some hillarity in some of these!

I came up with this idea after I posted in the baked goods thread about a muffin raping a waffle...
Favorite bands at the moment:
1. Tool
2. Porcupine Tree
3. Between the Buried and Me
4. Queens of the Stone Age
5. Soundgarden
6. Pearl Jam
7. Buckethead
8. Green Day
#2
Rape
Sunn O))):
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Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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RIP DIO
#3
I heard you enjoy bathing in your own filth.
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Art & Lutherie
#7
NECROBEASTILALITY!!!!....my dog is licking himself next to me now errrrr!!
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

smashing pumkins fans=)^
#11
Stretching my ass really far apart and taking a picture...




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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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#13
Quote by gnomieowns
Me not raping you for thinking "hillarity" was a word.


...hilarity is a word, he just spelled it wrong.


edit:
my disturbing thought is killing my family and a hot girl, and then raping the hot girl under a bridge all alone, while I have all of my family's money =).
Gear:
Fender Hot Rod Deville 2x12
Custom Built Guitar (made it myself)
PRS SE Soapbar II Maple
Fender Stratacoustic (Stolen! )
Digitech RP200
Boss MT-2
Roland Microcube
I like my stuff!
#14
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Stretching my ass really far apart and taking a picture...

Wasn't that a shock-website at one point?
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#15
have you ever thought that when your mom kissed you to sleep, she just got done giving your dad a BJ? you do now hahaha
my hovercraft is full of eels
#16
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Stretching my ass really far apart and taking a picture...

You think that's bad?

I took a picture of my gay grandfather and his friends having sex.
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Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#18
two females excreting in a cup and then making a weak porno with it.... oh wait
lol jk

i would have to say threading my amp cord through the digestive system of my neighbors 7 year old daughter, and using her as a jump rope, and stomping on her everytime she was under my feet!

bitch pushed my guitar off the stand.....

#19
Quote by Kingyem0c0re
Wasn't that a shock-website at one point?

Hell no, why would someone put that shit on the internet?
Kind of nominated for Best Retired User.


Skepto > Oxygen
#21
some assbag destroying like a 5000$ guitar....................yea i have no life
#22
my mind has come up with so many sick things, half of them make sense, they usually come out of nowhere


i also find the idea of a huge muscular guy going up to a little child with a ball, taking it off of him and kicking it onto a roof/in the road hilarious.

what is wrong with me
#23
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some assbag destroying like a 5000$ guitar....................yea i have no life

The who?
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Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#24
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Hell no, why would someone put that shit on the internet?



its a scene from the movie pink flamingos(SP)

thats a f-ed up movie look it up
#25
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Good, God, LISBON! In before the lock.

Edit: To the guy below me, you just made my stomach turn.


I ate like, 30 mins ago, and am feeling seriously sick... Keep the picture of you licking ketchup of "goatse" in your head :P
#26
I once thought about not washing my hands after going the toilet.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#27
Getting two girls and a cup, and have one expel fecal matter into such cup, and have both girls eat and lick/eat said fecal matter.

I know, im one sick fuck
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#29
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Getting two girls and a cup, and have one expel fecal matter into such cup, and have both girls eat and lick/eat said fecal matter.

I know, im one sick fuck



dude, i just said that!
#30
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Who wasn't?


I was beaten with a Lightsaber-long vibrator...
#31
I was beaten with a fleshlight actually.
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Buy both pickups. Rub icyhot on both of them. Sandwich your penis between them and walk to the nearest homeless shelter with your brand new icyhot penis sandwich.
#32
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I was beaten with a fleshlight actually.


Is that a dick that illuminates?
#33
Quote by JMack
Hell no, why would someone put that shit on the internet?


there are sites like that but i dont want to look at them

Edit: doing things in saw 4 on all the people i hate
#34
Can I report this for spam?

*joykiller*
El-Danny

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#35
Quote by brooklynsoulja1
NECROBEASTILALITY!!!!....my dog is licking himself next to me now errrrr!!


So you Mean Your Dead Dog Is Licking Himself??

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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