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#1
Harland Williams just came on TV, and WTF, how does he make anyone with a brain stem even smile?

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Also, Dane Cook is the least funny human being on the planet.
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#2
i don't find Lee Evans that funny.
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#5
Everyone hates Dane Cook...I thinnk he's entertaining. He doesn't actually tell jokes, but rather life experiences. I laugh cos it's actually very close to real life.

But I have a weird sense of humour. Most "Comdedians" don't make me laugh at all. I prefer stupid movies and random cartoons.
#6
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Everyone hates Dane Cook...I thinnk he's entertaining. He doesn't actually tell jokes, but rather life experiences. I laugh cos it's actually very close to real life.

But I have a weird sense of humour. Most "Comdedians" don't make me laugh at all. I prefer stupid movies and random cartoons.



they hate him for a reason...I personally hate him because he is annoying, and stole jokes from somebody who is actually funny, Dimitri Martin
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#7
Dane Cook was funny the first time i saw him maybe a decade ago... since then he hasnt written anything new and its not longer funny at all...

Bob Sagat's stand up routine is not funny at all...

Jackie the Joke Man is not even remotely funny
#8
Roy 'Chubby' Brown, Fat racist, sexist, homophobic, nationalist twat.
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Russell Brand

Lee Evans

Both have their moments, but often get a bit too silly.


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#13
carlos mencia is the least funny wannabe mexican i have ever had the misfortune of hearing while channel surfing.
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Carlos Mencia
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#16
All the redneck comics. Jeff Foxworthy is decent though. All the others are such hacks.
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#17
Just about every stand up comic on Comedy Central. Except Mitch Hedberg, he's awesome.

Also, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
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#18
Don't wanna sound sexist but pretty much every woman stand up comic that I see is simply not funny or annoying or both, of course there's plenty of exceptions, but they're pretty damn rare.

And don't get me started about black woman comics...
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#19
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Everyone hates Dane Cook...I thinnk he's entertaining. He doesn't actually tell jokes, but rather life experiences. I laugh cos it's actually very close to real life.

But I have a weird sense of humour. Most "Comdedians" don't make me laugh at all. I prefer stupid movies and random cartoons.



You'll probably really like Ross Noble, who is a bloody genius.


And I actually despise Ricky Gervais.
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#21
Frankie Boyle, Joe Brand, Chubby Brown, Dara O'Brian and Al Murray are not funny one bit.
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#23
i actually dont mind Harland Williams, ive seen a couple good bits from him

i cant stand george lopez, actually im not a big fan of latino comics in general
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#25
Steve Carrell, and both versions of The Office.

Stupid Fvckin ****.
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#26
I Like Dane Cook

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#29
Wow me and my friend were just saying yesterday how Lee Evans and Russel Brand are more annoying than funny, I mean unless you don't get bored of someone pulling silly faces for 2 hours then Lee Evans isn't terribly exciting. Steve Coogan though is the best ever!!!!
#31
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But I have a weird sense of humour. Most "Comdedians" don't make me laugh at all. I prefer stupid movies and random cartoons.


I know what you mean. I like some of those god awful parody movies (like Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc) because of how retarded those movies are and how immature I am. I haven't seen any for awhile and don't intend to. And, of course, I would NEVER spend more than $1 on them.

In fact, I probably won't watch them if it isn't on one of those movie channels or some random TV station. It's not worth the money and effort put into it, honestly.
#32
Larry the Cable Guy...
But I love Ron White.
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Steve Carrell, and both versions of The Office.

Stupid Fvckin ****.


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But seriously, Ned "Carlos" Mencia FTF +100000000000000
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#34
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You'll probably really like Ross Noble, who is a bloody genius.


And I actually despise Ricky Gervais.
+1 to this...Ross Noble is genius, and Ricky Gervais is a twat.
#36
can i get a +1 for dane cook sucking?


+ 1 there you go.

and carlos mencia and jerry seinfeld. i like the show but his standup blows.

edit: i just remembered CHRIS ROCK the most annoying comedian cuz he just yells and thats all he has going for him and even that sucks.
#37
joe rogen and carlos mencia joe rogen seems he has something to prove or something and mencia just sucks. and +1 for hating dane cook whoever said can i get a +1
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#39
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Larry the Cable Guy...
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ohh dont get me started on those douchebags
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