#1
I have nothing to do for a week. Any ideas?
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I used to take my penis out and touch stuff with it when no one was looking.


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THANK YOU!!! i love you Snyde_Platypus!!!


I explained "lulz" =D
#2
read some books, play guitar, make threads that aren't pointless. the list goes on and on...
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#3
Stop posting on UG?
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#7
Quote by Captain Insano
This is the pit. Your going to get fap, kill yourself or reported.

you forgot rape.


just sayin'
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#8
Fireworks.
Try to make chips.
Make a woman a sandwich for a change.
Go swimming.
Play guitar.
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#9
Quote by metal4all
Fireworks.
Try to make chips.
Make a woman a sandwich for a change.
Go swimming.
Play guitar.


Blasphemy.
#10
Quote by Snyde_Platypus
I have nothing to do for a week. Any ideas?



commit murder
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#12
Quote by metal4all
Fireworks.
Try to make chips.
Make a woman a sandwich for a change.
Go swimming.
Play guitar.


dear lord no. women don't eat sandwiches. sandwiches are for men. they get you man points!
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dum, da num, dun dahnahanhanhanahnahhhhh *E5 / D#5* dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn chuggg chuggggg DUN, DAH NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


Quote by nine01n
why did the woman cross the road?
who cares, why the hell is she out of the kitchen?
#13
Quote by P-Bass Pirate
you forgot rape.


just sayin'


Remeber it isnt rape if you yell "SURPRISE!"
But in all seriousness get laid
#16
Quote by sashki
The oyster is your world.

OH...MY...GOD!

*epiphany*
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#17
Go a whole day pretending to be a robot.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." 1984.