#1
Ok I checked to see if this had been done before and I couldn't find anything; Basically you just put as much local slang as you can in this sentence, even if it slang you don't use.

Most should be pretty unrecognizable to the general public. Anyways, here's the sentence;

"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

In my area it would probably be said; "Rite feen, wanna get sum gatts, some beoers and some toke, get blue shampoo nd lurk out?!"

By the way, I don't talk like this...

Go try it...
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

But heaven knows I'm miserable now
#2
"Excuse me, good fellow. I think I should inform you that you are about to recieve severe physical chastisement for your attempted seduction of my sister, and that I believe you have characteristics similar to male genitalia".

"Haw, ya bawbag. Ah'm gonnae chib you fur tryin' tae get fired intae mah sister, ya dobber".
#3
A gat is a gun, isn't it?
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#4
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A gat is a gun, isn't it?



In the hood that seems to be the case, but it has evolved to mean drink over here in Ireland, with "gattin'" being the action of drinking.
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#5
"How ya doin mate, fancy a pint or two, some girls and some weed, get pissed and go and this sentence aint no good for 'leicester dialect' (if such thing exsists) im now in a mardy coz of this i think im going to eat a cob not baps, lol what are baps "


#6
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

"Alriighhhhttt, wanna get sum booze, phitt birds, bitta weed n get wankered?
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#7
"Excuse me sir, but it has come to my attention that you glanced at my head. I shall now come over there and proceed to hit you across the face, and stomp on you whilst you are on the floor."

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"You wat?! You gay? Yo mum! You gay! Wat... wat... you wat... want me to stab you with a machete?! you wat?! nob ed!! gay!!"
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#8
'Pardon me good sir, you seem to have inadvertently stationed your elephant over my shoes, and well, gravity could care less'.
#10
"yeooo, wanna get a ****in' carry out and go on the hunt for some talent? aye and mon' n' toke some, get lit the absolute **** like! king billy 1690 1690 **** the pope yeoooooooo"

Or something along those lines.
#11
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

"You, dog, let's get some booze, bitches and bongs, get f-cked up and go crazy?"
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#12
"dude, Let's get some boos, Some A and J, get ****faced and Lusu and dance the horizontal tango?''
#13
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

becomes...

"Come on, man, how 'bout we grab some beers, some chicks, some weed, get sloppy, and party 'til we're gone!"
and this moment keeps on movin'
we were never meant to hold on.
#14
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

Hey man, wanna get some beers, chat up some chicks, and smoke some ganja, get ****-faced and crazy?
#16
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

Becomes:

"Let's party!"
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#17
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

DISCLAIMER!; My speech is nothing akin to this, I am only an innocent victim of location, though it does make for some quite amusing discussion between a local and an outsider at times.

People of UG, I bring you, Pittsburghese...
"Hey Yins guays, whay dawnt we git sum arn Cities, a cuple dem cats frum dahn tahn and mebee sum at dat daer whacky tabacy, git looped, and go over dah tahp."


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#19
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

would be

"Hey wanna go for a drink, a couple of birds some weed and get shitfaced?"
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#20
Eh up pal, fancy gettin' sh!t faced, pullin' some birds, scorin' some blow an' shovin' a box 'o' washin' powder int' town centre fountain?
#21
"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"

"Yo boy, less ge' sume beer 'n' hos, 'n' probs sume ganje, get trashed and piss around?"

God I hate it...
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#22
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"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"


Öj, ska vi hämta lite öl, några brudar, kanske marijuana och supa lite?
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#23
I actualy heard an old guy who lives near me say this one day.

'As ta sin owt 'o' t'growler? Eee, 'e is a bonny 'un an' I wunt like te loise it.
If ta siz owt of it up yon, sen' it dahn 'ear an' I'll geeit some meyt.'

One cookie to anyone who can translate it.
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#24
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Öj, ska vi hämta lite öl, några brudar, kanske marijuana och supa lite?

Oh, you wanna go?

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"Hey friend, why don't we fetch a few alcoholic beverages, a few nice females and maybe some marijuana, get very intoxicated and go a little over-the-top behaviour-wise?"




"Bish, let's grab a few, a wench or two, some weed on chance, get loaded and F#$% with everyone's ish. Straight."

Bish is one of my friend's nicknames, and sadly were he to say this sentence it would come out very much like the original. He likes to mock how people speak by speaking perfectly properly at inopportune times.