#4
Glastonbury is for hippies and middle-management men. God hates both these types, and to prove it..it rains every year.

Damn i hate hippies.
God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed.
#5
Reading is where all the winners will be. Glastonbury is utter sh*te for music. Lots of other cool stuff going on though.